Kayleigh was done with crying. done with Jupiter. The children she nicked from WHSmith were starting to weigh the planet down with their sad tears, and she had run out of tears. She then hopped on her lifeboat and stroked the oar back home. When she first landed she went to the nearest bookstore, waddled in and got the nearest book. It was how to be a roadman. She grinned at all the posibiltirs.
Year 10 rolled around and everyone was shooketh*, she rolled up into school in her mums ford with her shirt untucked and trainers but the unuform. She stroad past uniform check. She felt like she was walking by in slow motion. the whole school's jaw dropped. All the chavy boys felt their knees tremble when Kayleigh strutted past them. Everyone was scared of this new bad bitch.
-time skip from a week sponsored by a reminder of PIMA'S arrival back to the school LIKE WERENT U KILLED UP BY ISMAHANS BUS FUCK SAKE GO BACK TO UR PEDO CLUB WITH UR SASSY HEEL BOOTS THAT I AM NOT JEALOUS OF AND UR SHITTY BUTTERFLY TATTOO AND UR POOR FASHION CHOICE BECAUSE WHO WEARS BAGGY CLOTHES THAT U FIND IN THE OLD WOMEN SECTION-
Kayleigh pounded fear into everyone. Literally. She would pick fights with the tuffest, tallesr boys, until they were bleeding, and soon enough she was starting to mock the teachers. No one would go near here. At lunch she would sit in the corner, brooding over everyone. But one boi had courage. His boyf encouraged him to learn from a master.
"Excuse me, is this seat taken" (how American) Zion asked. It came out more as a whimper at the end as Kayleigh turned he meaty head to the boi. She gave a silent nod and then bit into her cheese sandwhich triangles.
"I want to learn how to be a badass like you all mighty Kayleigh, you used to be a very quite and shy girl but now you are more of a man then all of us combined!" He gave a big speech, and at the end she nodded, he turned back to his encouraging boyfriend to see connor put to thumbs up.
"I will teach you the ways, but first you have to go and break up with your boyfriend, chavs don't have friends, we have enemies" She seethed. As she said this alone tear fell from her eye.
"I cant do that, he is the love of my life!" He looked helpless. It seemed he had to choose between his love or his dream. He stared at Kayleigh kiwi she was now eating. and out of anger, smacked it out of her hand. She turned to him angrily.
"You fucking what!!!!" Kayleigh got her fists up to fight him, towering ove rhim in her lean and muscly body,
"YOUR GONNA FUCKING GET IT" SHE TURNED INTO AN ANGRY BULL AND SPEARED ZION THROUGH THE HEART.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" connor ran over to his love, in panic and shock atb what Kayleigh did. he turned to her
"YOU MONSTER" he blubbered out, she left through the canteen doors and super man jumped over to Pomphrey hill (to be continued) Connor was havin a nightmare come true.
"you were my new dream" Zion wheezed out through the two horn sized holes through his body. And then closed his eyes. Connor cried harder.
"Flower gleam and glow, let your power shine" He grasped at Zion helplessly, and then held him close to his body. The tears of Connor made a lick of sunlight sprout from his newly deceased bf chest, until it had enchanted the whole canteen blah blah blah Zion woke up they kissed n made out n fucked cause that what u do when ur not fully committed to nechrophilia the end
SSo
Connor is Rapunzel theory confirmed
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"Its a prosthetic"
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