Kayleigh Armstrong

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We all think she is reading Game Of Thrones

But we know. She is training to become an astrounoant and be the first MANLY MAN to go to the moon. She has read all the moon books and all the horoscopes to know. When she got home, she demanded her mother make her a rocket to fly to space in. But her mum fell down the stairs and broke her toe. So she then made it herself. It taken her an hour and a half. Then she spent days sewing herself a space suit out of Book covers. She then packed her suitcase, full of books, and then went to NASA. She slammed her fist on the table

"TAKE ME TO JUPITER" the bored lady that was led on the desk was really bored

"okay fine here is all the passes and keys and numbers and passwords and information and books and meetings and-" And then the lady got up and left for some tuna and cucumber baguette. Kayleigh James Bond her way to the secret space ship she made. She then got in, and found out she didn't pack enough books to read about space"

"This will only take me three hours!" She cried, so she got in the space ship with tears in her eyes and blasted off. She then pulled up at Waterstones.

"Yee yee wag wam fam , gimme some of dem books bruv" The librarian got really scared at the crying Kayligh and left the shop for some tuna and cucumber bagette. Kayeligh then knicked ALL the book, and the bookcases, and the cakes, and the children-

She bought some celloptape from WHSMITH and taped the children to the wings of the space ship.

She then vblasted off to Jupiter.

And she was crying

The end.

Poor Kayleigh

Courtesy of Marvellous

-I am currently on facetime with her, she comes up with the ideas, and I write-

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ITS FROM JAPANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-

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