Harmon used to be a big man
He was bigger than E-man
But then one day when he was off to go to Italy. He was stopped by a TROLL. Harmon didn't like trolls. So he then bitten the troll with his big teeth. He then sat on the troll, with his big bum. He then stomped on the troll with his big feet. The troll was very sad. Nearly as sad as Kayleigh. So the troll decided to give big man harmon a punishment.
"HERE YE HERE YE I NOW DEEM YOU
A LITTLE MAN WHO WILL LIVE IN ALL THE SHOES"
Harmon screamed like a little girl
He then shrunk
He was smaller than the trolles big toe.
He then walked sadly back to Italy, and got in his dads shoe.
The end.
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FantasyMah friends can ask for a oneshot to be done and i shall Idk about the smutty smut, nothin serious all for a laugh (cough cough) Thanks Jess Noodle for this travesty Requests n shit cause my imagination only goes so far The weirder the better