Dr rizzy was gonna go to italy so he needed to go to get some food for all 14 of his fam. He went asda. Not sponsored. He was lankily walking around the aisles with his scan and shop. He got to the cheese aisle. He felt his toes wiggle in their socks. He had to breath. He tried to walk away but then remembered the phone bill was actually paid in cheese in italy and he had to call his class to ask if they were reading sHoCk Of ThE fAlL. So he then strode up to the cheese, but then felt frozen. His toes were all indiviually drumming like they were playing the piano, his lips felt numb.
"Hi there, are you wifi because i think we have an connection" he blushed a bit with his mouth running away with him, but when he glanced at the cheese, he knew that, even though it was in an open fridge, it was feeling hot
"This may be cheesy, but you can parma-have my heart" he grinned flirtaiously at the cheese, it was near enough melting.
"Perfect" he squealed. Unsheathed his toes from his baguette shoes, bending over, and put the cheese inbetween them carefully. He was lost in pure cheesy heaven, not noticing the pReSiDeNt Of ThE uNiTeD sTaTeS dOnAlD tRuMp walk in to get his oranges to bathe in, but right next to that was the cheese aisle, he walked n and saw the lanky man sensually rubbing camberie inbetween his petite baby feet.
"Ah what are you doing young man, wastin away your youth with a cheese addiction?" Trumpt queried
"Actually sir i am a teacher, but i wouls fully recommend it" trump raised his eyebrow.
"Okay then sir, if i must" trump them plopped on his fat ass making a loud SLAP echo through the asda. Then hrabbes the nearest cheese and they both spent their day moaning and cheesing up their toes
The end
Not the worst i have written ngl
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FantasyMah friends can ask for a oneshot to be done and i shall Idk about the smutty smut, nothin serious all for a laugh (cough cough) Thanks Jess Noodle for this travesty Requests n shit cause my imagination only goes so far The weirder the better
