It was a Saturday evening in a jazz club, with Mr Deplechin making sweet jazz music on the piano, when the owner said it was open mic night. A noodle in the corner stirred. She got up and went straight there, knocking out Mr deplechin on the way (wat a poor man)
"Everyone, gather round"
No one gathered round
"Listen to my tragic life
To how I was once a human
Living, memeing, breathing
But my strange addiction to noodles
drained my life away
For now, I travel to school
in my batman noodle car
and I slip,
down the dirty drains
It all started when a mysterious angry Italian
came up to me
and gave me some funny looking noodles
when I wasn't looking
and I accidently ate their weird juicy flavour
and I was HOOKED
so from now on
I ate them
night and day
24/7
I cant remember a time
when I wasn't without my noodkles
Fanfics were made
Rumors were flying
but most of all
noodles were being eaten
and I remember
when my mum first discovered my addiction
she wanted me to go to therapy
but I refused
but I now
I sit in jazz clubs
knocking out some people
and honestly
life isn't great"
The end
Still courteasy of Marvellous
Insert reference-
I promise, hot chocolate and a snuggle under the blankets, if we make it out alive'
NEXT
NO ONE IS SAFE
YOU ARE READING
TURNIPS
Viễn tưởngMah friends can ask for a oneshot to be done and i shall Idk about the smutty smut, nothin serious all for a laugh (cough cough) Thanks Jess Noodle for this travesty Requests n shit cause my imagination only goes so far The weirder the better
