TURNIPS

Conrad the mermaid

I have just painted my nails so expect the spelling misakes id they come okay?

Imma icky

Imma sicky

And feeling mentally shitty.

Also sayt hanks to jess noddle for this one.

Conrad the meria d was the most beautiful one out there, with his flowing long hair and his best friends star fish bra, but he wanted to go to the surface. One day there was a storm woosh woosh and it was terrifying and it scared katie on top and her feral wild violent dog Stacey. then the boat rocked and she was drowning. Her dog say a very attractive seagull, brad the seagull, and abandoned her owner. Katie would have died if not a certain merman came to help her. He rugby tackled her to the surface then, when he couldn't breathe, flopped back to the ocean. katie woke up and was like what the fuck I am moving to another city where tf did my dog go. She assumed Stacey drowned so she packed up her things and went to italy to go and set up a jazz club. Conrad then became very sad, waiting for his first love to come and get him to kiss nmarry. He got very angry so he went to aunty Ursula. he sobbed and sobbed, until Ursula came up with the idea of cursing katie with spaghetti powers. Conrad let her. Seeing Ursula's lit powers he wanted to grow legs. Ursula was like sure why not. so she gave him chicken legs. He chickened his way to the surface and before he could search for his love to get revenge, he got scopped up and cooked into some walkers chicken crisips.

That's katie and conrads tragic backstory

ill do katie vs jess soon

I had to kill conrad off quick but

Anyway bye

Also out of curiosity I don't know who actually reads these anymore. Like no one can be bothered anymore, I know ismhan and Kayleigh do (thanks my dudes) but I get like nine reads on each chapter on average,, and I know like four of them are me going back and replying to stuff so like ?????

iNSERT REFERENCE:

'MOther knows bestttttttt'

Rapunzel is the best like holy shit I love the story and imma watching the movie right now as well its great honestly. And sir Jacob is the nicest deadest little shit. He is like the accepting father figure I never had.