TURNIPS

Hehe part one!

been thinking about it - scooby doo themed? kinda?

so like fred was like bro turned to his m8 daphne and was like bRo yo know i heard the urmost haunted place is mangotsifle*d school.
"Why did u blur it out freddie"
"Its too scary ti say" they bith modded in sycnhcoronise agreement and then they went up with velma in a specsavers and was like yo yo come on lettus go to man*otsfield school and she was like jimkies my glasses not foxed yet and they were like ah nah ur ready so then they went over to the vets and was like yo yo shaggy where is scoob and he was like they r diagnosing scoob with diabeties so noel firzpatrik gonna amputate all this legs and they were like yo yo nah we cant wait so they burst n and grabbed scoob. then they all got in the van and scoob was like " 'raggy wut mwy wegs bacc on" and he was like ok scoob and done the surgery at the back of the van it was very awkward at the front with the love triangle going on and then they pulled up. The first horror they saw was miss boomermoore and straight away fred tried to rip off her mask but it didnt budge. "I swear she looked like a very scary old man i had to try my dude" Then she was like ow ow yo yo come look at this painting of this crawling women and they all critiqued it like they were art students n out their turtle necks on and then someone came running iutta the hall and it was izzy "yo yo imma go home now yall but like there is a monster on the loose in the science department" shaggy immediately taken a liking to her and offered her a tuna n cucumber sandwhich to which she grabbed it and decided to finsih scoobs amputation with it to which he quickly ate. They then went to D block and surely enough there was a monster on the loose. izzy had joined in and peered around the corner. It was an egg. With a wide stance, a pencil behind his ear .It was just a big egg ovall. He was yelling at kidd. He had a silly look on his face. he was yelling around d block n no one could focus. "Come on guys lets split up" "dude really we can see him we split up to find him. Ut this is a pretty tiny building" "shut up shaggy you food whore n do as ir told" so they sobbed off in each directions while ismahan went to go outside to take selfies while it was golden hour. When shaggy n scoob ran out screaming The gang decided to set a trap. They made an elaborate working mechanism that went across the whole of d block but then izzy pulled out some starbust and the egg turned wround and stole them. they then shrugged n made a starburst trail to a cage. the egg followed it and then when it was in izzy reached in and pulled off the mask "Mr Radmall!" They all gasped in surprise. "I was just so jealous of dr rizzy and his healthy bond between his cheesy toes that i experimented and found out egg in the ears is very intoxicating, but it seeped into my brain n turned me into an egg, all i wanted was too live and fulfill this egg-stacy that i long for and even though i had like literally no plan yall i was winging it i would have been like literally any less depressed if yall fuck asses didnt meddle into just my weird roleplaying" he sobbed as he was taken away. "Good job team!" they all yelled and they went to all the macdonalds n kfcs n etc they could find.
Thats when Jess burst through the door. "Mystery gang come help!"

Can u tell i lost my touch with it all?
hope this was bareable enough, yall are on my mind and this is the only thing i can just generally put out there
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