As last time...
Evie - lowercase
Kayleigh - UPPERCASE
(CREDIT GOES TO THE NOODLE, MARVELLOUS (FOR IDEAS), AND ISMAHAN FOR DEMANDING A STORY
MARVELLOUS WAS IN A HOSPITAL IN ITALY HAVING A DAILY MENTAL CHECK UP AFTER THE NOT SO FAMOUS ORANGE INCIDENT. THE THERAPIST WAS RETIRED SECURITY MAN STEVE. ALL HER FRIENDS FELL THROUGH THE CEILING, BICKERING ABOUT FIFTY SHADES OF TWILIGHT. MARVELLOUS COUGHED to get their attention. jocelyn stood to attention proudly and said, " We are here to save you, Marvellous. " She then put a grappling hook to Marvellous's pants and then all James bonded there way out the mental hospital.
Then they WENT TO THE MIDDLE OF ITALY FOR A SHOPPING DAY. JESS NOODLE SPOTTED A JAZZ CLUB AND WANTED TO GO IN. JESS BEGGED TO GO IN THE NEW ITALIAN JAZZ CLUB AND BEGGED TO GO INTO IT, THEY WALKED UP BUT BODYGUARD big kale lady kayleigh STOPPED THEM. JOCELYN SQUARED UP TO THEM, YELLING "You what mate ". THEY WALKED OFF, DEFEATED. FOR NOOOW!! JESS LOOKED BACK LONGINGLY. A FEW DAYS LATER, SHE COULD NOT SHRUG OFF THE FEELING THAT SHE WAS BEING WATCHED...
LIKE EVERY PROTAGONIST IN ANY HORROR MOVIE SHE DECIDES TO GO ON A WALK BY HERSELF. SHE DECIDES TO GO VISIT GER FAVOURITE ITALIAN SHRINE TO HARRIS FOWLER (THE PERSONAL INJURY SOLICITOR). it was dark at night and she wanted to say goodbye to her favourite shrine before she went back to england tomorrow. there was a slow clap heard behind her. She turned around and there was Katie in her dark cloak and noodle hat. Jess squinted her eyes
Then they both turned into their true forms and had a meme off.
"SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME-" katie started, lessening Jess's health to 75xp.
"HIT OR MISS I-" jess retaliated, and Katie went down to 50xp
"THE KRUSTY KRABBBBBB" katiw screamed, and Jess went down to 1xp, she was nearly beaten and katie was dusting her hands and smiling like she won. Jess got up and screamed
"YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A BIT WEAK DAVE" and Katie immediately died
Jess then was the immediate owner of all Jazz clubs over the world and they all went and had some sad monologues
Next up: Jocelyn
If theres anyone i have missed tell me
For Ismhan
Capitals are Kayleigh
YOU ARE READING
TURNIPS
FantasyMah friends can ask for a oneshot to be done and i shall Idk about the smutty smut, nothin serious all for a laugh (cough cough) Thanks Jess Noodle for this travesty Requests n shit cause my imagination only goes so far The weirder the better
