TURNIPS

Cinderlla V.1

nearly 500 reads! I would act graceful and surprised about it but then I know most of them are me checking spelling mistakes or going back and wondering how the first one has like 40????, 20 of the read them are probably people actually reading them

So various versions of this have been asked for/ made up, I they get even more of a shit show than the last, and for the next couple @Baked_Bean127 (Jessnoodle) have supplied artistic and defined drawings to go with, and along with that there has been a Disney theme picked up within the enxt few, so enjoy!

So this is a twisted one that is incest-y but you know what, lets go with it, the more illegal, the better

and FYI I don't personally...uhh yeah u kno what I am going to say.

ROIGHT

also don't tell Stacey she would punch me in the tit and that shit hurts

(IN ALL VERSIONS THE UGLY SISTER ARE STACEY AND KAYLEIGH BECAUSE THEY ARE ACTUALLY SISTERS BUT DONT LET THEM KNOW WE ARE ON TO THERE SHORT, FOUR EYED ASSES)

((love you actually Kayliegh u are a goddess in mango blazer and girls clogs, you our bookworm savour, its for the jokes))

Brad had enough of this life. Enough of cleaning. Enough of his shitty step mum, his shitty sisters. He was going to the ball, and he was going to re meet with his dearest love, earth worm sally. They only had met of several occasions, but every time he did, two things would happen. He had snorted crushed up 'mints' before hand, and it was always angelically magically romantic, if they had taken him to a zoo, or a beech with lots of bird shit on it. He was exciting and anxious to meet them. But then, when he got there, he hesitated. He looked down at the dress he had been given by magic grandmother Jake, when he floated into midair and as he turned Brads baby doll head into a gruesome carriage, and insects in his garden in to a massive horsey. His journey there was boring, he stared out the eye of the head with his chin in his hand, feelings melted away, replaced with a craving of heavy metal. When he pulled up to palace, he side-stepped inside, and got drunk and did hard drugs. Then suddenly the palace seemed way more awesome. But he was feeling lonely, until he heard his name being shouted. His golden locks faffed in his face as he turned around so melodramatically. There she was, with her ugly af makeup and her hair lookin like she had been dragged through a bush backwards (mood)...There Stacey was.

"I...I love you!" She had tears in her eyes at her confession, Brad felt his heart melt and earth worm sally fade away in his mind. Both of them ran across the staircase to great each other, until they got to the top were the massive cock.....clock was. They looked at each other warily, but then melted into each others arms....

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Until Stacey floored him, causing him to fall out of the balcony and die.

Rip

Insert reference-

'of course I like you! Wasn't it obvious when I kissed you!'

A bloody lovely book honestly

bye