Kayleigh writing - UPPERCASE
Evie writing - lower case
KAYLEIGH AND EVIE WERE SAT DOWN ON A BENCH WRITING A FANFIC ON LIFE WHEN A TURNIP FELL FROM THE SKY. KAYLEIGH GOT VERY SCARED AND BROKE HER ARM (from the fear, not the turnip) EVIE PROMPTLY MADE A COMPANY. IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT A RIP OFF IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER OF THE FAMOUS COMPANY CALLED HARRIS FOWLER
"i have an idea!" evie cried and turned her back to the wailing Kayleogh
"Lets make a company called Marris Bowler!" Kayleigh screamed in agony as a reply. She then produced to die like the bug under the finger on my home screen. BLAH BLAH BLAH. LATER ON. BIG SWEATY SECURITY STEVE AND HIS PAL SWEATY SPENCE GANGED UP ON POOR EVIE.
"THIS IS A BREACH OF THE COPYRIGHT, PATENTS ACT". SAID SECURITY STEVE.
"YEAH", SAID SPENCE.
EVIE WAS TOO OCCUPIED THINKING ABOUT NON-EXISTING BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES TO LISTEN. SECURITY STEVE GRABBED HER, ALMOST BREAKING HER NECK.
"LISTEN WHEN YOUR ELDERS ARE SPEAKING", HE SAID VIOLENTLY.
EVIE FLINCHED DRAMATICALLY.
"i have been made eeducdant from JK, so now i have to keep these laws in the uk working, and its now become a long. Distance relationship between me and jeremy kyle, so i am paticularly ANGRY today for i long for my boufriend" AND KAYLEIGH DIED DRAMATICALLY. JOKING, SHE DIDNT. OR DID SHE??
TO BE CONTINUED
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TURNIPS
FantasyMah friends can ask for a oneshot to be done and i shall Idk about the smutty smut, nothin serious all for a laugh (cough cough) Thanks Jess Noodle for this travesty Requests n shit cause my imagination only goes so far The weirder the better
