TURNIPS

Evie dead

one day, evie got very very sick and she died (rest in piece bitch) and everyone didn't miss her, but rather her turnips. suddenly humanity as we know it started to fall because of that fact that we were all dependent on said turnips. But one person couldn't stand this. Jess noodle stood up and taken the burden of carrying such a feat on. She spent months going through her stuff and found a p l a n evie had done to plan out future chapters. She was elated, she then decided to figure out her old writing style, and for years, when earth was going to fuck, climate change was increasing drastically and like it wasn't Gucci, jess came in, figured out evie's password, and made a turnip. It was better than she could have ever done, and she suddenly became wattpad famous, givin fifty shades of twilight and contie the fame they deserves. Jess then decided to go and visit evie's grave, a sponsored contributaed bench that wqas planted in the middle of school, preferably on the field or near c block or something, and then yeeted evie's old laptop at it as a contribution, and spending all the income money she had gained from the story to buy an awesome new computer, but she had enough to buy a computer per book. Jess was insanely famous, having got turnip published as a smutty fanfic, higher than fifty shades of GREY, that all the mothers decided to read to their kids at bed time, becoming an all time classic in history, no one remembered evie but like waw jess's story was replaced with a Christmas carol and Shakespeare in the English GCSE, too turnip. It was the legacy evie always wanted.

She smiled down at them from her heaven at jess..

So I found this website called fighter block and it simulates a fighting game while you write, the more things you write the closer youy get to defeat the dude its great honestly.

Insert reference:

"ill feast on your liver!"

...no its not from Stacey Alloway.