look, found this story at my nans, and its quality turnip, therefore I thought I would type it up. Jammy wanted to write a story when he was smol and mum written it up, he was so proud of it we went to a library and printed off copies for my nan, aunty and cousins, and everyone else in our family, he had recently got a Disney infinity, and 10 months later he was still obsessed. The pictures next was how old we were, but that was Halloween, this is some memey sweet memories, he was so happy with the story, so ill share it, cherish my 3/4 year old brothers writing skills or perish.
Disney
infinity
One day there was a pirate called Captain Jack Sparrow then he met a friend called Mr Incredible and together they fought the bad guy who was a big sister called Evie Farter Bum (we hated each other cause ya know sibling-ness, he throws me proper under the bus)
They met a friend called Sully they went to the pub and had a laugh.(prime spot)
Sully was drunk and fell over his big hairy toes.(Learnt from dr rizzy)
Next day they all played in the park they played tag on the big field (??) and then Evie farter bum said she had to go and change her name to sparkles. Sparkles enjoyed the hula hoop but then fell over.(You can see I came in, and wanted to change my name but didn't kno what to, and as a lonely child with no friends, went to played hula hoop in breakfast club instead of talkin to peeps)
"She fell over"
"She fell over"
"She fell over"
Met a friend called lightening they drove to LEGOLAND and they had fun and one of them got their leg wet on the Squid Surfer even thought they were playing ponchos. (brother favourite slide)
They played football, one was Liverpool and one was England.
They all knicked Mum's delicious fresh baked choclated cake so she ran after them all with a wooden spoon and creamed if I catch up I will smack your bum!!! Pesky kids
FIN
Enjoy while I have to do dr rizzy's homework, so far spent a total of 10 hours, got another eight to do
Bye
Don't hold this against me
YOU ARE READING
TURNIPS
FantasyMah friends can ask for a oneshot to be done and i shall Idk about the smutty smut, nothin serious all for a laugh (cough cough) Thanks Jess Noodle for this travesty Requests n shit cause my imagination only goes so far The weirder the better
