Widow's Shield

Kiss

Natasha sat in the bar with Pepper. "Ana?!" Natasha called.

Ana walks in hands crossed on her chest, with a scowl on her face, "Yes?"

Natasha smiles, "Be a dear and call your father, will you?"

Ana walked towards her bag, pulled out her phone, and texted Peter:

Where are you, guys?

Peter then replies:

We're at Missouri, picked up Laura and Clint…

Ana went back to her mother, "They're at Missouri…"

"Why?" Pepper asked.

"Went to pick up Uncle Clint and Aunt Laura." Ana leaned against the bar and sighs as she checked her emails.

🎵 Black Widow baby!🎵

Ana glared at Morgan, as Natasha turns her head towards her daughter. "Okay…"Ana smirks deviously at her phone, "Fine."

Ten seconds later… all speakers in the house, in full volume said,

🎵I am Ironman🎵

Ana smiles at her mother and nods.

"One…" Morgan states.

"What?" Ana asked.

"One inch," Morgan explained, "of thin ice you're walking on."

Ana looked at Morgan bored, "So?"

"You should be careful… you might fall in."

"Good," Ana smiles, "I could go for a swim. Nothing you say can affect me…"

Morgan raised an eyebrow, "Oh really?" Turning to face Natasha, "Do you wanna know how many people she kissed?"

Natasha leaned in, "How many? Ten? 15?"

Ana glared at Morgan,  "This is ridiculous…"

"Yeah?" Morgan asked. "Four…"

Natasha raised an eyebrow to her daughter, "Four?"

"Hundred…" Morgan completed her prior statement.

Natasha went back to her drink, as Ana frowned, "See this was ridiculous… you only know half."

Natasha spat out her drink. Natasha turns her head towards her daughter, "You kissed 800 guys?!"

"Actually, I stopped counting at 827." Ana admitted.

"Well, I stopped at 900." Lila walked over to the bar.

"I stopped at 980." Cooper sighed.

Nathan laughs, "Can we just agree that she kissed more guys than everyone in this room combined?"