Kitkats and AJ (Davekat Oneshots)

Oneshot #18 Karkalicious

Requested by: GamerGirl2741m

"Heeeeeeeey Karks?" Dave said, knocking on my door.

"WHAT STRIDER?"

"I found something, and I want to show you."

"OKAY, COME IN." I tried to sound calm on the outside cause I'm freaking out on the inside.

What if he found those songs I made? I hope he didn't. I'm going to die if he did.

Dave opened the door, walked in, and sat down on my bed beside me. He had his laptop with him, and it was open to a thing called YouTube.

The screen said Karkalicious, oooooooooooh no he found them. I am officially fucked now.

I'm guessing he was my worried expression cause he smirked and pressed the play button.

The music started to play, and I hid my face in one of my pillows.

Four, three, two, fuck you.

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic--

Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonix!

Karkalicious definition makes terezi loco

She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo.

Dyin' just to know the flavor

I ain't doin' her no favors

No reasons why I tease

Her flush just comes and goes like seasons.

I'm karkalicious (so delicious)

No, I don't do kismesis.

And if you read any fanfics

All that shit is fictitious.

I blow kisses (mwah!)

Don't matter if we're just moiraills

Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail

(Four, three, two, fuck you.)

So delicious (super sweet)

So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)

So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece o' me)

I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

Karkalicious def-,

Karkalicious def-,

Karkalicious def- (goddammit, doc scratch, stop fucking around with my mic-)

Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy.

Nepeta's always squealin'

Cutesy pet names like karkitty

I'm the k to the a, r, k, the a, the t,

And the majority of pairings had better include me

I'm karkalicious (so delicious)

My body stays vicious

All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness

Zahhak's my witness (*whistle*)

Bet that ship curls nepeta's tail

And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails