Kitkats and AJ (Davekat Oneshots)

Oneshot #13 Seven Minutes In Heaven

(This is not smut, there is lots of kissing, and things might get a little steamy but no fucking!)

Suggested by:Homestucktrask101

Why the fuck did I agree to come to this stupid party? Oh, that's right! I FUCKING DIDNT!!! Fucking Terezi dragged me hear saying that I need to "G3T OUT MOR3" or some shit. And I fucking disagreed! I didn't need to get out more! I was okay with my intro-HOLY SHIT!!!

My angry train of thought was quickly stopped as a hot figure walk into the living room. He strode over to the place on the couch next to me and plopped himself down. He sits nonchalantly with his arms hanging laid back style. It's like he knows he's hot or something cause no one sits like that or smirks at me like that if they don't know they're hot.

Wait... HES SMIRKING AT ME?!!!!!

"Take a picture, it'll last longer."

"W-WHAT!!" I yell before I turn into a stuttering, mumbling, mess.

"Yo dude chill, I'm just teasing. But before we start all this party bullshit, what's your name?" He says, seemingly staring at me. I couldn't tell because of his weird ass sunglasses.

I calm down before speaking so I don't stutter," MY NAME IS KARKAT. AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME? OR WILL I BE CALLING YOU SHITTY SUNGLASSES FOR THE REST OF THIS PARTY?"

"Names Dave, and that's a weird name but you know what you're a troll so what did I expect?"

"WAS THAT RACISM I HEAR?"

"Oh, no wait I didn't mean it that way! It's just that most of you troll have bizarre names, at least to us humans," he responds with a hint of nervousness.

"IT'S FINE, I WAS JOKING. AND YEAH ARE NAMES ARE DIFFERENT FROM HUMANS, BUT THAT'S JUST HOW ARE CULTURE WORKS."

"Ye."

We sit there for about 30 seconds in silence before Nepeta speaks up. She stands in front of everyone and clears her throat. Somehow that gets everyone's attention.

"Ok, so furst of all thanks for coming to this party. And s3cond of all w3 ar3 going to play truth or dar3!"-Several groans are shared-" and w3ll start with 3ridian! Truth or dar3?" She says pointing at the purple blood.

"Hmm, I guess dare."

"Ok, I dar3 you to y3ll and act out the furst s3nt3nce that com3s to your mind!"

"Ok....." He says standing up, nervously shuffling from foot to foot.

"Is it ok if its a song lyric?"

"Y3ah totally!"

He nods his head after confirmation, taking a deep breath afterward.

"Get money ya ya, get money ya ya! Uh wwe wwe uh! Ske eh uh! Spin on my dick like a Bayblade ack!"

A moment of silence falls, then a massive uproar of laughter. You can see the nervousness flush out from the purple bloods face as he laughs too.

After the laughter dies down, he points at Jade and says, "Jade! Truth or dare?"

"I'm going with truth! Cause nobody else will!"

"Ok is it true, and you havve, to be honest! Is it true that you like Roxy?"

A hard blush creeps up her face, and she begins to stutter. We all look at each other and nod knowing that our suspicions have been confirmed.

Out of all her gibberish she yells out truth or dare to Sollux.