Ugh periods. I'm on mine right now actually, and I'm typing off of my head. I hate periods they ruin everything. You could be all excited to go somewhere, having your outfits planned out for the whole week, and then you see blood in your underwear. Like why couldn't you come LAST week? I wanted to dress up all week but no, now I have to change all my outfits(since I plan my outfits for the whole week on Sunday), and dress less fancy cause now I'm not in the mood. Cramps are the "best" when you're on your period too. Taking advil and using heating pads to make them go away, sometimes they never leave. Bad enough I throw up when I have really bad cramps, which is great 👏😀🙄. I never want to eat anything when I'm on my period either, I only want snacks, not real food. I tried to eat an Oreo last night and took it out of my mouth instantly, I felt like I had to throw up again. Then I basically forced myself to eat it after a few minutes passed, if I wasn't on my period I would've ate it right away. A whole row of Oreos would be gone. I got weird cravings last night and just went to sleep after reading, the food I craved was outside food. Like mcDonald's fries, fried hot wings, and snow crab legs. I love seafood so that wasn't a weird craving, and I used to eat fried hot wings with cheese fries a long time ago. McDonald's is something I have here and there, but I don't want it every single day like most people. All I've been doing while on my period is, changing my pad every second( yeah it's nasty but if you're a girl reading this, you get it) cramping most of the time, sleeping, and being lazy. And no I don't use tampons, I don't want to shove anything up there. Ew. Anyway I have a big bag of hot cheetos and Oreos, and I don't really feel like eating it. Mmm I just craved shrimp scampi from red lobster. Another thing that happens to me when I'm on my period is, I can't listen to loud music it upsets my cramps, so I have to listen to slow songs that are soothing. And I hate any type of noise, talking, walking, anything loud annoys me. Ugh. I have three more days left til my periods done. Yay.😑😒🙄.
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