Story One Shots and ideas

~DO YOU FEEL SMALL YET?!?~

WARNING! Upcoming content contains knowledge that will possibly do the following!
-make you feel small
-rethink your life choices
-be impressed
-be scared
-question reality
-suddenly have so many questions
-or just think "Haha. cool"
 
Read with caution!
Please Note That This Knowledge May Have Some Flaws.
If this knowledge is scientifically incorrect, please tell me.
I Will Correct It And Credit The User Who Corrected It For Me.Thanks!

Cast:
Optimus Prime
Nemesis Prime (Now a sentient form, no longer controlled by Silas)
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Takes place in:
On a dusty, cracked road somewhere off in Jasper
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Time
Dead of Midnight
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Also some facts MAY or MAY NOT BE true, maybe Optimus isn't 10,000,000 years old, I usually go with 9 million years old in roleplays (Which is where this originated from, a Roleplay with my SO), maybe some things are wrong, if anyone wishes to correct me on anything, go ahead, but be nice about it, I ain't THAT smart.

AlsoOptimusIsOutOfCharacterHereButWhoCares MOVING ON-
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"Well well well... if it isn't Optimus Prime." Nemesis Prime grinned. It was the dead, and I mean DEAD of midnight, and upon a cracked, black road in the middle of bat scrap nowhere of Jasper, two bots you'd think were twins, Nemesis Prime and Optimus Prime, stood there, glaring at one another. Optimus was tense, as usual, and slightly shifted in his peds, uneasy Nemesis noticed this small movement and laughed,"Whats wrong? Scared of me?" He mocked, making Optimus growl. "Not at all, Nemesis, not at all." Nemesis huffed. "Really, old mech?" "Pardon?" "You heard me, old mech." Optimus raised an optic ridge, confused and annoyed. "I am not re-" Nemesis cut him off "Shut up! Your older then the universe itself!" He froze.

"Nemesis, earth has been around for over 100,000,000 years, maybe even longer then that. I am only 10,000,000 years old. Earth existed with the Milky Way, which is the galaxy we exist in, which is surrounded by millions of other Galaxies older then the Milky Way, filled with planets older then Cybertron, in a universe that is possibly surrounded by millions of other galaxies. Earth is 90 million years older then myself, even my PARENTS weren't that old, maybe even your metal wasn't that old, who knows. So do not go assuming I am older then the universe itself, because I AM NOT EVEN HALF AS OLD AS THIS GALAXY, LET ALONE THE GOD DAMN PLANET WE WALK ON. I am smarter then you, apparently, because I would not even Be here if the universe was younger then me, how would I have gotten here? Where would I have come from? Cybertron is in the same universe as this planet. So don't even TRY and pull that on me." Silence... "Actually, correction. Earth is 4.543 billion years old. Way older then even Cybertron itself, probably."

Nemesis went silent, glaring, but actually startled, and Optimus was not even close to finished. "Oh, and the Milky Way is triple that, 13.51 billion years old, with It contains about 400,000 stars, and 100 billion planets. There are about 100 billion galaxies in the known universe at this moment, each containing more stars and planets, And the universe itself? 13.772 billion years old. The Milky Way was possibly one of the original galaxies to be born in this very known universe. AND YOU SAY I AM OLDER THEN IT." Optimus was now the one laughing. "Oh, I'd be dead long before then, Nemesis. It pays to know your knowledge." Nemesis  gave a fake yawn,"Are you done yet?" He snapped crudely, not in the mood. Spoiler alert: He was not done. "One last thing. You and I are both under 100 feet, Right?" "Yes..." "And Earth is about... 6,371 km, each km is a thousand meters long, That's pretty massive compared to us, right?" Nemesis went silent for a moment, "...yeah..."

(next part may be veeery off I just googled this stuff during the roleplay and did not bother to fact check it cause it was a roleplay so do PLEASE correct me if I am wrong about something, thanks!)

"And the solar system we are in now is about 122 astronomical units, or AU long, which is as far as to the edge of the solar system away from the sun, where one AU is 93 million miles or 150 million kilometres, even BIGGER. And the Milky Way is 52,850 light years, or 1 Quadrillion kilometres in length. Each 100,000 light years is 30 kpc, which is Kiloparsec, meaning every kilometre per second is about a 100,000 light years. Still big, but not big enough. This solar systems sun is only 8 kpc away from the centre on what is known as the Orion Arm of the Milky Way. In other words, or, with the lack of words, there is no known word to DESCRIBE that size."
"And yet, that is only ONE GALAXY."
"There is one GIGANTIC Galaxy in the observable universe known as IC 1101, which is about 2 million light years from its core, and has a mas of about 100 trillion stars. That is still too small! The biggest thing known in this very universe is the biggest Super cluster, Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall. It is so big, that it takes about 10 billion years for light to travel across the structure. Still too tiny! The Universe itself, oh the UNIVERSE..."

Nemi stared,"GEEZ SHUT UP YOUR GIVING ME A HELMACHE!"
Optimus grabbed his alt. "The KNOWN GOD DAMN UNIVERSE is..."
"93.016 billion light years big."
Nemi screamed at him,"Alright alright! I'm impressed! Now get off me!" Nemi fled like a scared sparkling, while Optimus was left laughing in the background. Oh it payed to know Rafael...

(929 words owo)