Peter: There has been so many bloops in this fic lmao
Me: I have an idea
Flash: n0-
Me: I haven't said anything yet!
Flash: All your idea are bad
Me: *cries*
Peter: FLASH!
Flash: What?
Peter: YOU MADE AUTHOR-CHAN CRY!!!!
MJ: Their ideas are bad tho
Peter: Tru tru
Me: why am I being bullied by u, ur like 5
Peter: IM FIFTEEN!
Ned: Mentally or physically?
Peter: r u d e
MJ: You have been taught well young Jedi
Ned:*happiness noise*
Me: GUUUUUUUUUUYS
MJ: What?
Me: My idea!
MJ: You mean the horrible one?
Me: I haven't even said it yet!!!!
Flash: So how u gonna destroy the world today?
Me: >:OOOOO
Me: My idea...
Peter: Go on...
Me: ...Is to make a chapter for bloops!
Peter: eh, my not
Me: It's not horrible?
MJ: It's good enough
Me: im a happy doggo
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Flash, adjusting glasses, holding the script: "Heya Penis! What are you waiting for? For your mommy to pick you up? WAIT! You have none!" THATS MY FIRST LINE?!? SERIOUSLY!?!? WHAT KIND OF SHIT HUMOR IS THAT!?!?
Me: *shrugs*
MJ: A bad one
Me: Why am I always so disrespected--
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Ned, reading script: "Bye PBJ?" like like Peanut Butter and jelly?
Peter, snatches script from Ned: Lemme see that
Peter: It says, "Bye Peter!!!! BYE MJ!!!"
Ned: oh damn, I combined your names
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Peter: "The smell is really close as if I was in a burning building... oh fuck" rEALLY? REALLY?!? WHAT AM I AN IDIOT?!?
MJ: Yes
Peter: "I FORGOT LIAM." oh for fuck's sake, Author-chan you did not just-
Me: *shrugs*
Peter: Shrug one more time-
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Bruce: "I close my eyes and patiently wait for my death. The final punch that will mean the end of Peter Parker." Really Dapple? Really? Now I have a sad Hulk on my hands and its your fault.
Hulk, sobbing: Not little Spider! Hulk like little Spider!
Me: NUUUUUU, HULK DUN BE SAD!
Hulk: Hulk no want Little Spider gone!
Peter, petting hulk: Its okay little guy, Little Spider's here
Hulk: LITTLE SPIDER!
*The camera falls to the ground as we see Peter and Hulk hugging each other before the camera breaks into static*
Bruce: THAT WAS A NEW CAMERA!
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Peter, reading script: Okay im gonna forgive that one bc this is cute
Ned: What is?
Peter, reading out loud: "Just me and a giant green marshmallow. With this thought, I drift off into the unconscious with the sound of the wind behind me."
MJ: Okay but that's actually cute
Just me and a giant green marshmallow. With this thought, I drift off into the unconscious with the sound of the wind behind me.
Me: ikr!!!!!
Peter: You get a cookie for making it cute
Me: GASP YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Shuri, kicking down the door to the rehearsal room: WHENS MY FUCKING PART DAB?!?
Me: Shuri,,,, its only Chapter 3,,,,
Shuri: SO? I WANT MY PART!!! I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM ONE OF THE VICE PRESIDENTS OF THE PPPS AND I DEMAND TO SEE THE BABY!
-------------elsewhere-------------
Peter: *sneezes*
Ned: Ewww don't get your sickness on my food!
Peter: I think someones talking about me
-----back to rehearsal land-----
Me, holding up my hands in surrender: What if... I mentioned you as Zi in chapter 7?
Shuri, holding up dagger: That's not enough
Me, sweating bullets: What if you also joined in on their adventures in chapter 8 instead of 15? (i was actually gonna do that)
Shuri, removing the knife from my neck: adequate
Me: I'm quaking, how do you know so many big words
Shuri: :)
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Have this for now children
I would just like to say-
WTF
I leave y'all for like a minute
(Peter: It was a couple months)
(Me: shhhh)
And y'all give me like 10k views????
Like wtf y'all?
I'm not even good at writing.
(This chapter is to get me back into the filing of writing for this as if you haven't noticed)
(I could still write more of the bts if y'all want tho)
As always, goodbye my fair princes, princesses and non -binary royalty
-As always Dabbing apple or Dapple
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A Spider's Family
FanfictionPeter Parker was an average teenager- well as average as life can get when you're a superhero orphan that goes by the name Spiderman. Everyday was the same wake up, go to school, get bullied, go on patrol, go back to the orphanage and go to sleep...
