song of the chapter: sincerely me - dear evan hansen
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FAR FROM HOME (DEPOT)
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tom
jake
zendaya
jacob
tony
angourie
remy
marisa
jon f
jon w
martina
✦MAY
blep
REMY
what in God's name
is this?JON W
please tell me you
have not brought
another animal to
our set.ANGOURIE
it is kinda cute thoughJON F
what even is this?
(conversation, the
animal is a ferret)
MAY
it's Bachelor II.JAKE
we bought it from
a very nice old lady.ZENDAYA
we????
🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳MARISA
we could keep it as
a mascot.JON W
NO.MAY
YES
JON F
no.MAY
martina yes.
TONY
I am trying to sleep.
it's three in the morning.JACOB
but u should be on set???TOM
blease don't meme me.MAY
but you're so memeableZENDAYA
y'all are a messJON W
we are NOT keeping
the ferret.JAKE
yesMAY
yesJON F
wait a secJon F has added RDJ to the chat
RDJ
martina noMAY
martina maybe?RDJ has added Gwyn to the chat
GWYN
martina, have you
thought about traveling
abroad with a ferret? all
the paperwork and stuff.gwyneth had known the best way to deal with Martina, specially if she was in a joking mood, was to remind her of reality. she was a sweet woman, though a bit aloof sometimes.
MAY
yeah right.
martina no, then.JAKE
and now we have to
eat a shit ton of ice cream
to overcome the loss of
our sonMay would be lying if she said that after a couple of days there wasn't a friendship there, it could be something more but both had been pretty hurt in the past to rush into things. for now they had agreed to enjoy what they had.
TOM
our????????????
please step away from
my aunt.Tom didn't want to admit the prospect of anything happening made him nervous. May was the first member of their extended family to actually matter to the boys.
MAY
we literally met two
weeks ago. chill.ZENDAYA
can I ship it?MAY
I don't know,
can you?
✦✧✦✧→ Martina Kivi | @notauntmay
if you live in the Venice, Italy area and
are looking to responsibly adopt a
ferret, DM me.✦✧✦✧
(I had like two birthdays and a baby shower yesterday, so this is, I have no idea what this is. Don't forget to vote xx)
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[1] WASTELAND, BABY! | J. GYLLENHAAL ✔️
Fanfiction"All the things yet to come are the things that have passed." or In which Tom's irl Aunt May ends up causing more impact in his life than planned. (lower case intended) BOOK 1 IN THE PRETTY SHINING PEOPLE SERIES