A/N these are quotes that we've actually said to each other.
"I smell pennies."
"YEET!"
"Yasss Queen"
"Just give me a sharp item and stab me in the eye."
"He put my hehe in my hoohaa- who."
"Yeetus the Fetus."
"Ahh StAhP I could a dropped my 🥐"
"*whisper* hey..."
"Fetus."
"cHiLd"
"Stay hydrated bois."
"You are now aware of your own breathing."
"AHHHHHHHHH"
"I-"
"SKSKSKSKSKSKSK"
"I'm-"
"What's worst than a rapist? Boom. A child! NO"
"Whatch yo profanity."
"Hi welcome to chilis."
"I'm way to tired for your shit."
"Take a shot every time you swear."
"I am dead inside"
"Dan to Phil or Phil to Dan?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Two brooosss chillin in a hot tuuuuub five feet apart cause they're not gay."
"mOtHeR"
"Nyeee"
"Title if your sex tape."
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Crackhead Scenarios
HumorTHIS IS A JOKE This book is based of my friend group (𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐿𝐿𝒜𝑀𝒜 𝒮𝒬𝒜𝒰𝒟) Edit: Now known as ᏟᏒᎪᏟᏦhᎬᎪᎠs ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIS IS MOST LIKLEY TO BE MATURE (thanks Latamai, Niamh and Tahlia)
