Tahlia: Hey, Siri, I've got a slight cough and a fever.
Siri: My diagnosis is YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE
Tahlia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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Crackhead Scenarios
HumorTHIS IS A JOKE This book is based of my friend group (𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐿𝐿𝒜𝑀𝒜 𝒮𝒬𝒜𝒰𝒟) Edit: Now known as ᏟᏒᎪᏟᏦhᎬᎪᎠs ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIS IS MOST LIKLEY TO BE MATURE (thanks Latamai, Niamh and Tahlia)
Scenario Nineteen
Tahlia: Hey, Siri, I've got a slight cough and a fever.
Siri: My diagnosis is YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE
Tahlia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-