Tahlia: "So do you recognise any of these men?"
Alicia: I was hiding in the bathroom stall so I didn't see his face, But I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar.
Tahlia: Do you remember what he was singing?
Alicia: I think it was that song "I want it that way"?
Tahlia: Backstreet Boys I'm familiar.
*presses speaker*
Tahlia: Number One, could you please sing the opening to "I want it that way?"
Criminal one: Really? Okay. You are my fire
Tahlia: Number two keep it going.
Criminal Two: The one desire
Tahlia: Number Three
Criminal Three: believe when I say
Tahlia: NUMBER FOUR
Criminal Four: I want it that way
Tahlia: TELL ME WHY
Criminals 1,2,3,4: Ain't nothin but a heartache
Tahlia: TEEEELLL ME WHYYYY
Criminals 1,2,3,4: Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tahlia: Now Number 5
Criminal 5: I never wanna hear you sayyy
Tahlia: WOOO
All Criminals: I want it that way
Tahlia: Ah! Chills, literal chills.
Alicia: It was number five. Number five killed my brother.
Tahlia: Oh my god I forgot about that part.
YOU ARE READING
Crackhead Scenarios
HumorTHIS IS A JOKE This book is based of my friend group (𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐿𝐿𝒜𝑀𝒜 𝒮𝒬𝒜𝒰𝒟) Edit: Now known as ᏟᏒᎪᏟᏦhᎬᎪᎠs ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIS IS MOST LIKLEY TO BE MATURE (thanks Latamai, Niamh and Tahlia)
