Hello!
I saw Romeo and Juliet on Thursday at the pop-up globe and here we are.
Enjoy.
"word" = Shakespearian
(word) = translation
"Why art thou running?" (Why are you running?)
"How dareth thee!" (How dare you!)
"Holla, how art thee?" (Hello, how are you?)
"What endues you here?" (What brings you here?
"I am not restful." (I am tired.)
"Mine own nameth is Y/N" (My name is Y/N)
"Alas, earwax." (Fuck, earwax)
"Fie! cometh h're and englut mine own coxcomb thee distemperate fooleth!
(Ugh! Come here and consume my hat you lazy fool!)
"Thee distemperate blinking idiot!" (You lazy fool!)
"Thee wench!" (You bitch!"
"Prepareth to square! I shall heave the gorge on thy livings, naughty mushrump!"
(Prepare to fight! I will vomit on your possessions, insolent mushroom!)
"Thee distemperate blinking idiot!" (You lazy fool!)
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HumorTHIS IS A JOKE This book is based of my friend group (𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐿𝐿𝒜𝑀𝒜 𝒮𝒬𝒜𝒰𝒟) Edit: Now known as ᏟᏒᎪᏟᏦhᎬᎪᎠs ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIS IS MOST LIKLEY TO BE MATURE (thanks Latamai, Niamh and Tahlia)
