Niamh: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the trumpet?
Alicia: Why?
Niamh: I wanna wander around the dungeons and annoy the Slytherins
Tahlia: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play it for that.
Niamh: You've opened my eyes, Tahlia
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Crackhead Scenarios
HumorTHIS IS A JOKE This book is based of my friend group (𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐿𝐿𝒜𝑀𝒜 𝒮𝒬𝒜𝒰𝒟) Edit: Now known as ᏟᏒᎪᏟᏦhᎬᎪᎠs ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIS IS MOST LIKLEY TO BE MATURE (thanks Latamai, Niamh and Tahlia)