"hOw dArE yOu dEtEcTiVe dIaZ I aM yOuR sUpErIoR oFfIcEr!!"
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!"
"Get yo stank ass outa here."
"I'm not thick" *points to head* "I'm thicc" *slaps butt*
"It's nIkOlAj"
"KNEE-COLLAGE"
"NICKLEBACK"
"NICKELODEON"
"NICK JONAS"
"I'm a mouse, duh" *points to top of head*
"And I oop SSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK"
"mETAL sTraW bItCH"
*insert anything slightly sexual* "title of your sex tape."
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Crackhead Scenarios
HumorTHIS IS A JOKE This book is based of my friend group (𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐿𝐿𝒜𝑀𝒜 𝒮𝒬𝒜𝒰𝒟) Edit: Now known as ᏟᏒᎪᏟᏦhᎬᎪᎠs ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIS IS MOST LIKLEY TO BE MATURE (thanks Latamai, Niamh and Tahlia)
