Latamai: Alright, so you and I are married.
Tahlia: We are not married.
Latamai: Relax, it's just pretend.
Tahlia: I don't wanna pretend.
Latamai: Scared you'll like it?
Tahlia: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.
Stranger: Are they like this all the time?
Alicia: Yes, they are.
YOU ARE READING
Crackhead Scenarios
HumorTHIS IS A JOKE This book is based of my friend group (𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐿𝐿𝒜𝑀𝒜 𝒮𝒬𝒜𝒰𝒟) Edit: Now known as ᏟᏒᎪᏟᏦhᎬᎪᎠs ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIS IS MOST LIKLEY TO BE MATURE (thanks Latamai, Niamh and Tahlia)
