Latmai: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes-
or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Alicia: Latamai, no- thats not how you make c o o k i e s-
Latamai: flOoR iT?
Alicia: nO-
Latamai: hOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND
Alicia: LATAMAI NO, YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Latamai: IM GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OR THE MOTHERF*CKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Alicia: LATAMAI P L E A S E
YOU ARE READING
Crackhead Scenarios
HumorTHIS IS A JOKE This book is based of my friend group (𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐿𝐿𝒜𝑀𝒜 𝒮𝒬𝒜𝒰𝒟) Edit: Now known as ᏟᏒᎪᏟᏦhᎬᎪᎠs ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIS IS MOST LIKLEY TO BE MATURE (thanks Latamai, Niamh and Tahlia)
