A/N it's been a little while but here we are on more questionable quotes because I felt like it.
ENJOY
"Hemi Hemi."
"T*tty Purry."
"Roses are red, this is simplistic, vaccinate your kids, it won't make them autistic."
"I'm short, pink and British."
"He go zoom zoom"
" *aggressively signs 'Live' in Sign Language* "
" *aggressively mimes crab claws pinching* "
"It izzz what it izzz"
"Andy Snackberg"
"Snack Efron"
"Zac Efron who? I only know Zacquisha Efron"
"What the Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez is wrong with you"
"BLM + no brain cells gang + anon simp nation + Clowns..Actual Clowns..*
🤡👉👈🤠🥺👉👈🥴"
"Nubs"
"I am your mother now. We're having dinner at 6 pm"
"Is child staying hydrated?"
"I don't know what to do with this information"
"I just ate a doughnut at 10:30 pm so-"
"tHoSe dArN vAcCiNeS"
"Don't insult me, my child"
"iS iT cAuSe i'M gAy?!"
"iS iT cAuSe i'M dEaF?!"
"iS iT cAuSe i'M aUtIsTic?!"
A/N That's all for now. Sorry, this is shorter than the previous ones but I hope you enjoyed!
EDIT: A/N I'VE GOT SOME MORE WOO
"I don't stand for this mother abuse"
"hOw dArE yOu??"
"Dooo dooo do do doo- wait isn't that the McDonalds seatbelt song?"
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Crackhead Scenarios
HumorTHIS IS A JOKE This book is based of my friend group (𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐿𝐿𝒜𝑀𝒜 𝒮𝒬𝒜𝒰𝒟) Edit: Now known as ᏟᏒᎪᏟᏦhᎬᎪᎠs ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIS IS MOST LIKLEY TO BE MATURE (thanks Latamai, Niamh and Tahlia)
