Alicia: Listen, Niamh, I've been thinking about our current living situation and, uh... why are you smiling?
Niamh: I got a little surprise.
Niamh, pointing to a fish tank: Look, I got us a new fishie. I named him, uh... "Alicia", you know, after... after you.
Alicia, leans down to look in tank: ...Well, that's not even a real fish. You know, that's a Goldfish Cracker.
Niamh, in a serious tone: So, what's your point, man?
Alicia: ...Okay, good night... you big, freak of nature...
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Crackhead Scenarios
HumorTHIS IS A JOKE This book is based of my friend group (𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐿𝐿𝒜𝑀𝒜 𝒮𝒬𝒜𝒰𝒟) Edit: Now known as ᏟᏒᎪᏟᏦhᎬᎪᎠs ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIS IS MOST LIKLEY TO BE MATURE (thanks Latamai, Niamh and Tahlia)
