Latamai: Alicia, why is there a grapefruit in our dinette?
Alicia: There isn't one.
Latamai: Yes, there is! I know a grapefruit when I see one!
Alicia: Grapefruits are bullshit!
Latamai: YOU'RE BULLSHIT!
YOU ARE READING
Crackhead Scenarios
HumorTHIS IS A JOKE This book is based of my friend group (𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐿𝐿𝒜𝑀𝒜 𝒮𝒬𝒜𝒰𝒟) Edit: Now known as ᏟᏒᎪᏟᏦhᎬᎪᎠs ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIS IS MOST LIKLEY TO BE MATURE (thanks Latamai, Niamh and Tahlia)
