Alicia, waking Tahlia up: Hey- you ok?
Tahlia: I'm dead.
Alicia: I know, you must feel like crap after that-
Tahlia: No. I went into cardiac arrest eight minutes ago. I'm deceased.
Alicia: Oh, come on- [checks their pulse] ...but... how are you talking?
Tahlia: Superior training. Indomitable will.
Alicia: You really don't have a pulse!
Tahlia: Just adrenaline and rage keeping me going. Also, military grade Adderall.
YOU ARE READING
Crackhead Scenarios
HumorTHIS IS A JOKE This book is based of my friend group (𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐿𝐿𝒜𝑀𝒜 𝒮𝒬𝒜𝒰𝒟) Edit: Now known as ᏟᏒᎪᏟᏦhᎬᎪᎠs ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIS IS MOST LIKLEY TO BE MATURE (thanks Latamai, Niamh and Tahlia)
