A Lie Is A Lie (Niall Horan)

13. Date Night

Hi anyone who reads this. I just watched the final twilight movie. UNBELIEVABLE. It's so good!! right now it's 11PM and I got bored. I have written Rosie's date over and over until I finally got this. i really need to update more. So I made this a bit longer than normal. Oh, for any big directioners who read this, I'm sorry I didn't realize that Niall went to an all-boys school as a child. Imagine he went to one and then transferred to regular school. Nikki on the side. Anyway, enjoy it!

Thursday, December 8th, date night. Oh boy. Screw the butterfly feeling in my stomach, I have the whole zoo running through my stomach. Oh god, this feeling gives me a million feelings. Nervousness, excitement, keen, shaky, anxious. All those are combined in my head right now. My first date since Richard. It's been so long since I've had a date, I hardly remember what happens. I still remember my first date, Tony Devron. We only went first base, but ill always remember it. The chills, the excitement, the nervous pee; I love it all.

Rosie and I were on the couch, waiting for our dates. Oh god, I'm going on a date. But what's nerve wrecking is that i have to pretend to be Rosie on this date. That's what sucks the most, though. I decided to go onto twitter and tweet what's happening. When Rosie told me her plan, I had to delete my old twitter account and use Rosie's. Rosie of course had to make an all new one, using her old followers. It's a bit confusing.

My tweet read:

@Savannah_Tomkins

Going on a date tonight. #nervous #sweating #waiting. Wish me luck!!

Before I knew it, #GoodLuckRosie was trending all over twitter. Huh. I then looked at my profile, I had over 2000 new followers. Shit. On my old profile I had 34. This is such a step up. The perks of knowing famous people. God bless Rosie.

"So, do you plan on going for a home run tonight?" Rosie asked.

"What?" I said, not understanding what she meant.

"You know," she then did a mini thrust using her hands. I understood what she meant. She is always a curious George. I thought about though. Should i? I mean I haven't had sex in a while, who knows.

"Oh, I don't know, why?" I said.

"Well, just don't go all the way on the couch because if I don't sleep at Niall's and I come in here..."

"Okay, I get it. I swear we'll take it to the bedroom. There'll be a neck tie on the door, so don't come in,"

"What if he doesn't wear a neck tie?"

"Then there'll be my red lacy g-string," My voice started to sound a bit ticked off. I was being sarcastic though. A quality of mine is that my sarcastic comments sound bitchy and I don't mean to be that way, but it just comes out like that.

"Okay," Rosie said as she dropped the topic.

Rosie's Date

He came to my door and knocked on it in a cute rhythm. "Oh god, wish me luck, hon,"

"Good luck. Use protection,"

I opened the door and saw him in cute jeans, black converses and a green Nike hoodie. "Hello," we both said at the same time. He leaned in and gave me a hug. "How are you?" I spoke as our hug was beginning to end. "I'm good. I'm good, you ready?"

"Yeah, let's go," I grabbed my phone off the table and my handbag. I walked through the doorway and reached the doorknob

"Bye Rose!" I shouted back into the apartment before I finally closed the door. We walked downstairs discussing our day and when we were in the car, 'Rosie' came into the conversation. "So, how's Rose?" Niall asked me as he was looking ahead if him, focusing on driving. "Um, she's great, she's actually going on a date tonight, too,"