Naruto Various! x Reader: The Disastrous Life Of An Otaku Ninja

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The Hokage walked up to academy and took a puff of his pipe, stepping in. He walked with purpose and determination, heading straight to a certain pair of siblings hiding in a tree. 

They'd gotten kicked out of Iruka's class when he got there and were sulking before finding a place near the window to hide and learn from afar. He approached the two 'ninjas' and eyed them suspiciously. They hadn't noticed him yet. It was only when He cleared his throat did the older one look down... and then fall down right in front of Sarutobi. He almost smiled at the comedic duo but kept his composure. 

"Come with me." He ordered. Y/n and B/n looked at each other, scared. Uh oh. They stood up and silently followed the Hokage, afraid of the outcome. They walked to a bench and Sarutobi sat down. The siblings stood awkwardly, not knowing what to do. The Hokage gestured for them to sit so they did. 

"Tell me, children. Who are you and how did you get here?" Y/n glanced at B/n and cleared their throat. 

"I am Y/n L/n and this is my 9-year-old brother B/n L/n. We came here from a different world." 

They hardly expected him to believe them. But they wouldn't lie. The Hokage raised an eyebrow, sceptic.

"From another world you say?" They both nodded. The Hokage searched their eyes for lies and sighed when he couldn't find any. 

"If you can prove it to me I'll let you stay. If not, you must be kept captive in prison as a threat to the Leaf." Y/n nodded in understanding and confidence. 

"In the world, we come from, this world is a T.V show. It's called Naruto," The Hokage's eyes widened. 

"Naruto?" He asked. B/n nodded as Y/n continued, 

"It follows the journey of Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze as he learns about his bijuu Kurama- the nine tails, and his dream of becoming the future Hokage." Sarutobi was interested in this little child's knowledge of Naruto and leaned forward. 

"Tell me what you can." Y/n nodded. 

"You are Sarutobi Hiruzen, the 3rd Hokage. Your team when you were younger consisted of the legendary sanin- Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade Senju, the granddaughter of the First Hokage Hashirama Senju. Naruto is the son of the fourth Hokage- Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, who both sacrificed themselves to save Konoha from Kurama, the nine-tailed beast which they sealed into their only son. Because he's known as the kyuubi's vessel, Naruto suffers extreme discrimination and almost abuse from the people. Naruto loves eating at Ichiraku ramen and is going to on Team 7 with Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno, led by Kakashi Hatake. Kakashi has one Sharingan given to him by Obito Uchiha; his former teammate. He believes he killed him and is intense pain when he remembers the incident with Rin Nohara. He believes he killed her with his Chidori. In team 7, Sakura loves Sasuke whilst Sasuke hates basically everybody. He was once a happy kid that looked up to his older brother Itachi Uchiha- a prodigy that murdered his clan for the greater good of Konoha. He's now a rogue nin who sacrificed everything for the Leaf. He has unlocked Mangekyou Sharingan and Danzo had wanted his eyes very badly. Instead, Danzo has one of Shisui's eyes- the boy with one of the greatest Dojutsu in generations. And I think that's enough information."

The Hokage was shocked. "How do you know this?" he asked, amazed. 

Y/n smiled sheepishly. "Naruto is my favourite show, I know a lot more but the future shouldn't really be told, who knows what I'd mess up." The Hokage nodded in agreement and stood up.

"I believe you. But let me ask you one thing, can you control the power you have?" 

Y/n pursed their lips in confusion. "What power?" The Hokage turned around. 

"The power that shrouds you. The power that overflows from your spirit. You have a power much like that of Jutsu but different. More mysterious. Be careful of it. Train it." 

With those last words, he left, leaving a shocked duo behind, amazed at what they'd just discovered.