Naruto Various! x Reader: The Disastrous Life Of An Otaku Ninja

K. I. A

Y/n's P. O. V~

I woke up to Naruto shaking me.

"N/n-Chan, wake up!! We're gonna be late!"

Groaning I turned over.

"Kakashi-Sensei is always late. We could go there at 7am and we'd still beat him."

Naruto shook me more vigorously.

"BUT WHAT IF HE GETS THERE ON TIME DATTEBAYO?! I CAN'T FAIL!!"

Slowly sitting up straight, I looked at him painfully as I got up to get ready.

"Fine, fine Naru... Just be aware that I'm sure as hell having breakfast."

He looked at me, concerned. "But N/n-Chan, he said you would throw up."

I smiled and waved my hand dismissively.

"Ehh don't worry about it. Do you want to eat too?"

Naruto shook his head furiously, already paling at the thought of puking up his breakfast. I simply shrugged and started to eat lazily as Naruto fidgeted impatiently by the door.

"IT'S ALMOST FIVE DATTEBAYO I'LL JUST MEET YOU THERE."

Shrugging with a mouth full of ramen I waved goodbye to him as he ran out the door.

Sighing, I stretched and walked to the shower. How dare Kakashi wake me up this early. The bed seemed to call my name the longer I stared at it. Calling me, 'warmth slab, come back to me baby' but alas I could not. I wanted to talk with Minato and Kushina a little bit. So, I got changed, got my gear and walked out the door.

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~3rd Person's P. O. V

Y/n walked through the village, towards the K. I. A stone, slowing to a halt as they spot it.

Walking with respect and purpose, they stride to the stone and gently puts a finger on the cool obsidian. Mumbling out names they stop shorter, seeing the name Nohara.

"Rin... You were an amazing ninja. I wish you lived. But then again, this present as we know it probably wouldn't exist. I know that you, of all people, would know what really happened that day. You jumped in front of the Chidori... I respect you more than words can express."

They smiled shakily, eyes tearing up as they recalls Kakashi's guilt, and the circumstances of her death and all that followed. Their finger slid down, the next known name being none other than Namikaze Minato. Y/n smiled as the first tear fell.

"Yondaime-sama. I have loved every minute I've ever seen you. You and Kushina-sama were... The greatest parents and the most beautiful souls. Naruto is okay. He's just beginning his journey to being Hokage. He follows unknowingly in your footsteps. You will meet him one day, and you will see him just before he reaches he loses control. You will see him when he needs you most... I will always revere you, Minato-sama."

Looking down the list Y/n saw Uchiha Itachi and paused, sorrow filling their gaze.

"Out of all the characters... You and Neiji's endings make me so sad. Sarada was supposed to grow up with her awesome uncle... Itachi you... You deserved better. Happiness. You deserve happiness. And it pains me to think that your life has been filled with nothing but suffering and burdens rested on your shoulders since you were born. And then when Sasuke came... You had love. You had something that was most precious to you. And even then, you willingly let your story be twisted."

They touched their heart tenderly and gave a bow of respect before looking down, their look of sorrow deepening to a frown.

"Obito... You... Oh Obito."

They looked down at the ground.

"As a child, you undoubtedly remind me of Naruto. Everything was... Sometimes I imagine how things would've gone if only you stayed that way."

Looking up again, they continue where they left off and gives a smile, wiping the tears in their eyes.

"ahh, Kushina-sama. Naruto's doing good. I know it's strange, for a stranger to talk so fondly of your son. And although I only met him a couple of days ago, I have watched over him just as you do but I have seen more. I have seen his beginning, his struggle, his future and his end. He does almost everything you told him not to do. But that's boys. Your power, physical, mental and willpower inspire me. Your the most empowering woman I've ever seen. And I could never be able to tell you how much I look up to you."

Y/n gives one last bow to the stone and gives a silent prayer for the fallen.

When they straighten and turn around, Kakashi is staring at them with disbelief, astonishment, his eyes glossy with tears.

"You... How... I... What?"

Was all Kakashi managed to say in his shell-shocked state.

Y/n gaped.

'oh, sh*t. I did not think this one through'