Naruto Various! x Reader: The Disastrous Life Of An Otaku Ninja

Mr Moo Man of the Mist

Kakashi's POV~

We're walking through a forest, a decently secluded area surround by trees. I kept my eye on Y/n. They pulled me aside earlier when we got off the boat to tell me something. 

'No matter what happens over the next few days, I want you to know that they'll be okay. I promise'

They and Naruto were animatedly talking, making a small smile spread across my face, although it wasn't noticeable beneath my masks. I'm glad Naruto found someone. Y/n nudged Sasuke and Sakura, successfully managing to include them into the conversation. I feel like this team is going to go beyond (Plus Ultra!!) everyone's expectations. 

Naruto's eyes caught Sasuke and he frowned, running ahead. 

'what is this kid doing-?'

He threw a kunai. He threw a goddamned kunai. What on earth is wrong with this child?

"Please Naruto, don't use kunai so recklessly. They're really dangerous!" I scolded.

"DON'T DO CONFUSING THINGS BRAT," Tazuna exclaimed, visibly annoyed by Naruto's actions.

"B-but I sensed a presence there dattebayo!" I raised an eyebrow. Really? 

Wait, where's Y/n? They're quiet... too quiet. Looking around for them, my eyes landed on thier figure. They were staring at the ground, it looked like they were nervous. Feeling a little on edge I put a hand on their shoulder, 

"Are you okay Y/n?" I asked quietly. They told me everything was going to be fine, but why do they look nervous? Looking up at me, they gave a soft smile. 

"Yeah I'm okay... You should keep your concerns on the rabbit over there that Naruto almost killed."

Turning my head to look at the rest of the kids, I saw Naruto cuddling a snowy white rabbit apologetically. What do they-? Wait a minute...

'That's a snow rabbit, but that doesn't explain it's fur colour. The coat turns white only during winter when there is little snowlight. Which means... that rabbit was raised indoors with little sunlight to be used as a substitution'

 I looked at Y/n again, who simply nodded. Looks like things are about to turn sour. 

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3rd Person's POV~

Y/n ignored the commotion, twirling the kunai in their hand as they sat on the floor. A flurry of excitement, adrenaline, and anxiety whirled inside them.

"Everyone get down!" Kakashi shouted. Looking up, they watched as the Executioner Blade flew overhead. Their eyes followed it as it stuck into a tree trunk, a ninja standing on its hilt. A grin made its way to their face. 

"Hey, Mr Moo Man of the Mist!!!" Y/n shouted, jumping up and down, waving excitedly to the assassin who was rendered speechless. 

"Hold on... WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU BRAT?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" He barked, stomping his foot indignantly.

"Of course!" They replied cheerily, "you're the Demon of the Mist! Zabuza Momochi! You killed a bunch of people and stuff and you have a boy-... You have the Executioners Blade, which makes you part of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist,"

Zabuza couldn't do much but blink, faltering in his movements, "...Looks like you know your stuff brat. And you still have the audacity to call me such an undignifying name?"

Y/n shrugged, "I mean dude, where do you shop for your clothes? You look like you're trying to cosplay Otis from Barnyard!! What kinda 'demon' would walk around wearing grandma pants and cow print? Some demon you are."