Naruto Various! x Reader: The Disastrous Life Of An Otaku Ninja

Sasuke DESTROYS Sakura

~Y/n's P. O. V~

It was lunch now and I was just chilling with Shika and the gang on a balcony thing. 

"As long as we're in the same group- you're going to listen to me!" Ino unsurprisingly said.

"Yeah, yeah." Shika answered, he then leaned into me and whispered, "she's a lot easier to deal with when you don't argue with her." 

"Let's all go out for BBQ sometime!" Now, I know I'm technically not a part of their team but I raised my hand and said "I second that" without hesitation, because come on, It's barbecue. Choji grinned and gave me a fist bump.

I saw Naruto walking on the roof, into the classroom where Sasuke was eating lunch in. It took a lot of self-control not to look into the distance like this was The Office. Luckily, I have no self-control so I did it anyway, making Ino-Shika-Cho eye me weirdly. They waited in anticipation while I face-palmed. We saw 'Sasuke' walk out the window and I ignored Ino's smugness. Turning to the boys, I gave an apologetic smile. 

"Sorry guys, but I'm gonna go check on Sasuke- er, Naruto, I mean," I said hopping down onto the roof, heading into the room Naruto tied Sasuke up in. Kinky. 

I looked around and spotted a sitting duck, bound by ropes with tape over his mouth. Smirking, I went into the room, alerting the duck-ass of my presence. He looked up and scowled at me. I walked over and crouched right in front of him, tilting my head to the side with a sly smile. 

"Hey there, Sasuke. How are you?" 

He glared harder, making me laugh quietly. 

"Would you like my help? It'll be faster." 

Sasuke looked away, too proud to ask for help. Sighing, I ripped the tape from his mouth fast and hard enough for his face to contort into pain, "Owowow" I heard him mutter. Smiling victoriously, I undid the ropes for him too. 

"You're welcome," I said, offering out a hand to help him stand. He scoffed and pushed my hand aside, standing up by his own accord. 

"Aw come on teammate, we're gonna need more camaraderie than that." 

Simply rolling his eyes he walked out, ignoring me completely. I sighed louder, hashtag disappointed. Shaking my head, I walked out the door too, looking for Sasuke to watch how he absolutely DESTROYS Sakura.

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After walking for a bit, I found Sakura, going through her internal battles about how to confess. I almost rolled my eyes but just barely stopped myself. 

"Hey, Sakura." Hearing her name, she looked up and gave me a weary smile. 

"Hi, Y/n." I gave her an amused smile. 

"Yo, Sakura? Just before you threaten me and all, I would like to wholeheartedly say: I do not like Sasuke. Like, at all." 

She eyed me suspiciously, I could see the gears turning in her head, wondering if what I said could possibly be true. 

"Why?" 

"Why what?" I asked, confused.

"Why DON'T you like him? He's perfect." 

I snorted. "No, he is not."

I swear that was the most offended I have ever seen anyone, ever. She was about to speak up when she saw Sasuke... well... Naruto. I almost gagged, somehow hearing her inner thoughts and wild fantasies. He walked up to her making her blush. I face-palmed cringing SO hard.

"You have a... charmingly wide forehead." It took a lot not to laugh at that moment.

"Or at least, that's what Naruto would say." I snickered and muttered underneath my breath, 

"Indeed he does, he tells me every time he sees her." 'Sasuke' heard me and shot me a quick glare before going back to talking to Sakura. 

"I have something I want to ask you... What do you think of Naruto?" I sighed, knowing what was coming.

"He knows about my feelings and finds joy in interfering and making me feel bad. Naruto doesn't understand a thing about me. He just annoys me." 

My heart hurt, watching Naruto look so upset. 

"All I want... is for you to accept me, Sasuke." I almost puked. So much for feminism.

"I'll do anything for the sake of that. I'm... desperate..."

 Okay, I actually did puke in my mouth a little. Sakura leans up to kiss 'Sasuke'. I almost slapped both of them, like really Naruto? How dare you go after this THOT when Hinata is RIGHT THERE. Naruto's stomach interrupts, thankfully. And 'Sasuke' rushes to the bathroom with an upset stomach.

"Sasuke-kun's so shy. I guess he just needs to prepare himself mentally." That's it, I hurled. Girl, you don't need a man and he MOST CERTAINLY DON'T NEED YOU. Sighing for the umpteenth time today I leaned against a nearby tree, smirking as the real Sasuke walked past. 

oh boy, oh boy, here it comes!

"Oh, Sasuke! You're such a shy, bad boy!" Hurl. "Are you prepared? I'm raring to go!" Hurl. I sniggered as Sasuke passed by Sakura, not giving her an ounce of attention.

"h-hey! Sasuke-kun!" I only felt slightly bad for her.

"Where's Naruto?" Oh, so the duck speaks? Incredible.

"There you go, changing the subject again. Just leave Naruto alone! All he does is pick fights with you! It's because he wasn't raised right." 

I feel bad less and less. Sasuke looks around, bored of whatever she's talking about. 

"You know, it's because he doesn't have any parents." I feel nothing. She gets what she deserves. I  watch, as Sasuke's attention is caught.

"He always selfishly does what he wants! My parents would get mad at me if I did something like that!" 

His eyes narrow and if anything, my heart hurts for Sasuke at this moment.

"There are no parents to nag you if it's just you, alone! So his selfishness comes out at various times!"

Biting my lip, I smile; a flurry of sadness, empathy and pride in my eyes for the words to come.

"The loneliness. It's something worse than getting scolded by parents and..."

"What's gotten into you?" I rolled my eyes, she totally got what she deserved in this scene.

"You, annoy me," Sasuke said, glaring at her from over his shoulder. I fist-pumped the air, aww yeah boi, that's the scene! Sasuke walked away, leaving Sakura stunned. Walking up beside her, I looked at the retreating form of Sasuke and took a deep breath. 

"It's hard. To understand someone else's pain. But let me tell you this, Sakura. Never pass judgement on someone. Especially someone who you have never bothered to even try to get to know. You say he doesn't understand you? Naruto's been through things you will never understand. You will never even begin to comprehend his loneliness, his isolation, the feeling of being hated by almost everyone you know... And I don't even know if you're aware that Sasuke grew up alone too. So think before you talk, Sakura. Before you hurt the ones closest to you."

I turned away and left, leaving Sakura to think in peace.