Ineffable Husbands Oneshots

Miracles

Gabriel decides to watch over the miracle uses of Aziraphale and gets a surprise.
Warnings: none

Gabriel was monitoring the miracle uses of the angel Aziraphale. He noticed that the angel used a lot of miracles in a short amount of time. They wanted to make sure they weren't for anything frivolous.
A message popped up on the cellular looking device they use to track miracles. 'Miracle used.'
Gabriel tapped the open button and read it very confused. 'Blanket for snek.'
'What does that mean?' Gabriel thought.
Another one, 'Bed for snek.' And another one, 'clothes off snek.' And another, 'condom for snek.'
Gabriel was wide-eyed. He miracle himself to the little bookshop, scared he might find the principality doing the deed with an actual snake.
It was even worse. He only saw the angel's blond hair and the familiar demon's red hair peeking out from under the covers, when he decided to get the hell out of there.
When he got back to heaven, he miracle
himself some holy water and dowsed his eyes. He decided to take an indirect approach and miracle a letter onto the bookshop's counter.