Ineffable Husbands Oneshots

Text gone wrong (right) (Fluff)

When technology goes wrong (read: right). Pre-The little Armageddon that couldn't.
Warnings: none

It was a nice sunny evening. Aziraphale had finally gotten a cell phone and was playing something called Candy Crush when he received a text from Crowley.

C: Hey Angel!
     What do you want for dinner?
A: It's up to yoy.
     You

Aziraphale, being technology illiterate, did not notice when the first message failed to send, but the second one did not.
Meanwhile, Crowley has just received Azi's message and let out an inhuman screech, startling Beelzebub who was calling in for an update on the Antichrist.
"Well! Look at the time! Gotta go! Call you later!" He promptly hung up on the Lord of Hell and ran to his car, speeding down the street to meet his angel.
Let's just say Aziraphale was quite shocked to see a disheveled demon bursting into his shop. Fortunately, the first message finally came through and Crowley, for once using his single brain cell, read it before saying anything. He saved himself a whole bunch of embarrassment and asked if Zira wanted to go to the Ritz. They ended up having a night moonlit picnic and Crowley got an earful from Beelzebub later that week.