Ineffable Husbands Oneshots

Harder

"G-go faster!" Adam and the them looked at each other. They had decided to visit the angel and demon after a month of no contact. Arriving at the bookshop, they heard a loud gasp come from behind the backroom door.
"I.... I can't!" Azi's voice exclaimed, sounding almost like a pant.
"Please! Go fas-faster!" Crowley's voice gasped again.
"Oh gosh! What are they doing back there?!" Adam looked disgusted as the same conclusion came to all of them at once.
"They wouldn't, you know... Not when the shop's open, right?" Pepper asked uncertain.
"I don't think so." Adam replied.
"For Satan's sake! Harder!" Crowley's voice jolted them out of their discussion.
"Why don't you check?" Pepper shoved Adam towards the door.
Giving Pepper a glare, he opened the door a crack. What he found surprised him. Crowley was sitting on a chair, tears in his eyes with Aziraphale gripping onto what looked like a silver comb. Hearing the door open, the two looked up.
They stared at each other for a minute. Adam proceeded to burst out laughing. The angel and demon looked quizzically at each other. "Hello Adam." Azi greeted.
"What's happened?" Brian asked, peeking over Adam's shoulder.
"Crowley got a comb stuck in his hair." Adam explained. "Why didn't you guys just miracle it out?"
The two adults looked at each other. "Ummm. We actually hadn't thought about that." Crowley replied. Soon enough the comb was out and Crowley was using his fingers to untangle the rest.
"What brings you all here?" Azi asked.
"Oh! We wanted to know if you guys wanted to hang out." Wensleydale (I can't spell his name) said.
"Well, since someone wasted a couple hours with his hair, I guess we can spare a few hours." Azi gave Crowley a playful glare.
"Don't look at me like that. You were the one who decided to tangle my hair in the first place." Crowley stated.
"Let's go lovebirds. Time is ticking!" Pepper and Brian shoved the bickering couple out the door.