Ineffable Husbands Oneshots

Daddy

Before Gabriel the Cockblock. Also mild sex scene.

Crowley was summoned to give report to the demon lord, Beelzebub. He had been putting it off for some time, being too busy spending quality time with Aziraphale.

He walked down the dingy hall, lights flickering. Surprisingly, there were not many demons in the too small tunnels. He was sure there would be at least one, but it was deserted. The only sounds being the hum of the lights and dripping of some sort of liquid from the ceilings.

He turned the corner lost in thought. A loud moan caught his attention. He stopped in his tracks, wondering if that was why the halls were deserted. He decided to investigate.

Creeping closer towards the sounds, he heard even more interesting noises. A loud, "Daddy!" was yelled out multiple times by a low voice. When he was certain he arrived at the right door, he slammed it open, startling the two beings.

There was the image that would leave both Crowley and the guilty party extremely embarrassed. Beelzebub was bent over Gabriel, a strap on shoved into his ass. Gabriel, mid-sentence, "Please Dad-"

For a moment no one moved. Crowley wanted so badly to run away and never return. Beelzebub wasn't sure if they should be angry or worried. Their face was emotionless, but they all knew what they were thinking. Gabriel was trying to cover himself up, face heating up. Red spread onto his cheeks.

"What the fuck." Crowley started laughing his ass off as the shock wore off. "Beelzebub is your daddy, Gabriel?" He bent over, clutching his stomach. Soon enough he was on the floor, tears running down his face, as the other two quickly got themselves decent.

Pulling on their pants, Beelzebub glared daggers at the other demon, who was now wiping tears from his eyes. "Crowley. What are you doing here?"

"I was summoned for report." Crowley stated, trying to catch his breath.

"That was last month." Beelzebub just stared at Crowley, debating on whether to order him to leave or just kill him now.

"Oh, was it? It was wasn't it. Well, better late than never, am I right?" Crowley shrugged. He handed them a crumpled sheet of paper. Walking away, he gave the two a peace sign and said, "See ya! Have fun with your daddy, Gabriel!"