Ineffable Husbands Oneshots

Caught

'Fuck.' Crowley thought. Aziraphale stood in front of him, arms folded. The two didn't move. Crowley felt dread creep up his spine. 'Welp, I'm dead.'

"My dear." Azi's voice was sweet as honey. "What do you think you're doing?"

Crowley knew he was caught. He shouldn't have done what he did. Looking back on it now, he regretted his choice. "Uh, it's not what it looks like."

"Mhm." Azi hummed sarcastically. He started to tap his foot, waiting for an answer.

Crowley gulped. He wasn't afraid of the angel, he was afraid of his anger. It was the calm type of anger. More like planning your torturous death than actually getting angry. "I, I'm so sorry."

Azi slowly walked up to the nervous demon. "It's quite alright dear."

Crowley hadn't realized he was trapping himself in a corner. "It is?" His back hit the wall.

Azi smiled, a warning flashed across his eyes. "Of course." His hot breath hit Crowley's ear. "Just remember, never eat the last slice of cake without me again."