Ineffable Husbands Oneshots

Boop!

"Crowley! Come here for a minute!" Aziraphale called to his demon husband. He was curious to try this out.

Crowley ran into the room. "What's up, angel?"

"Can you turn into a snake for me for a second, dear?" He gave Crowley his best puppy eyes.

"Um, I guess?" After transformation, he looked up at Azi from the floor questioningly.

Azi bent down and put his index finger to Crowley's snout. "Boop!"

Crowley immediately turned back, face red. "What was that about?"

Azi said nothing as he went back to sit and read his book.

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It was a sunny morning, Crowley was sleeping peacefully on a shelf in the sunlight. Azi had just entered the room, drinking some tea. 'Hmm.'

He walked over to the sleeping demon and tapped the sleeping snake on the nose. "Boop!" He whispered.

Unfortunately for him, Crowley woke up and let out a small hiss. He moved so his head was safely guarded by his scaly body.

Azi decided not to test his moody husband. He went to the door and opened the shop. It would be a couple more hours until Crowley would wake up to a finger on his snoot.

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Crowley was ready for the bop on the nose from the angel and took precautions. He was sitting down in the shop on a recliner, miracled up for himself. Even though the two were married, Aziraphale refused to move in with Crowley for the time being. He was not going to fall asleep, he told himself. It was now a regular thing for him to be waiting for Aziraphale in the main part of the shop.

Right on time, Azi walked into the shop part. He was surprised to see Crowley awake. "Good morning, dear."

"Morning, angel!" Crowley smirked thinking he outsmarted the principality.

Azi moved toward the demon with his own smirk. "What are you doing up so early?"

"Got a good night's rest." Crowley lied. Azi knew of course. After the fire, Crowley had nightmares most of the time and couldn't sleep without being near the angel.

"Mm-hm." Azi was now on top of Crowley, looking down on him. He booped the demon's nose and smiled, "Boop!"

Crowley got flustered and whined.

Azi smile widened. "You're so cute." He went to open the shop, leaving his husband in his embarrassment.

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Azi made his way to the front of the shop, smiling thinking about how cute Crowley was when flustered. He had a mug in his hand. Taking a sip, he stopped short when he noticed that there was no demon.

He shrugged and figured he was running a little late. He opened the shop as normal, almost forgetting that Crowley was not there.

It was an hour after the shop was opened, when Crowley made his presence known. He scared the angel when Crowley popped up right in front of him. "Boop!" He yelled, bopping the angel in the nose rather harshly and running out the door.

Azi honestly didn't know what to do. He was frozen as his heart raced from the jump scare. Then he realized what had happened and his face flushed in embarrassment when he noticed the few customers in the shop staring. "Um, excuse me."

He walked into the back, blush still evident on his face. "Crowley, you ass!"

Crowley sat on the small couch, lounging. "Why hello, love."

Which ships are your favorite? Mine are below:
Crowley x Aziraphale (obviously)
Gabriel x Beezlebub
Gabriel x Micheal
Hastur x Ligur
Micheal x Hastur
Ligur x Hastur x Micheal (gotta love healthy polyamory)
Beezlebub x Dagon
War x Pollution

Kind of starting to ship: (dunno why)
Gabriel x Aziraphale
Crowley x Hastur
Raphael (pre-fallen Crowley) x Gabriel

The best ship of all:
Crowley x Bentley