Ineffable Husbands Oneshots

Lip Gloss

Crowley peeked into the bookshop through the windows. He wanted to let his boyfriend know that he was going to be out of town for a bit. Hell decided to continually make his life harder by sending him all over the planet to do some tempting and whatnot. After 5 years of no contact post-abotchalypse, heaven and hell have been trying to keep the demon and angel from seeing each other.

Crowley figured the coast was clear and entered the shop. Many times there have been "undercover" angels in the shop to spy on Aziraphale. Luckily for them, since angels are rarely ever on earth, they tend to stick out.

He couldn't find Aziraphale anywhere so he called out, "Angel?"

"One moment! I'm just finishing up!" Azi's voice was heard on the other side of the door next to Crowley. Not even a minute later, the door swung open and smacked Crowley in the face.

"Ow! What the fuck angel?!" He held his hand over his bloody and most likely broken nose.

"Oops! I'm sorry love." Azi miracled Crowley's face back to normal. "I forget my own strength sometimes."

"Uh-huh." Crowley stared at Azi, specifically his glittery pink lips. "Uh, angel? What's that?"

"Huh? Oh! You mean my lip gloss. It's strawberry flavored." Azi smiled widely. He licked his lips and looked at Crowley, "Do you wanna taste?"

Crowley's face exploded in a bright blush. He didn't say anything but nodded. He stepped towards Azi and captured his lips. He felt Azi shiver and deepen the kiss. Licking at the lip gloss, Crowley didn't taste anything special.

Azi pulled away after a while. His eyes opened and his face flushed. "I was actually just going to lend the lip gloss to you."

Crowley's eyes dropped to the floor. "Oh. I'm sorry. I- uh, um."

"You didn't let me finish. That was amazing." Azi smiled. Slowly, he leaned in and again they lip locked.

Within a few minutes the kiss became heated. Any customers, human or other, left immediately after the loud moans travelled to the front of the shop. The last customer flipped the open sign to closed. He hoped that anyone thinking of entering would stay away for the time being. Not wanting to intrude on the intimate moment, he left.