Ever notice that during the events that led up to Armageddon were God free? That no one answers Crowley or gives any signs to Aziraphale? That no one upstairs really knows what They're planning. Or what the ineffable plan actually is?
Well guess what? God didn't even know what was happening on Earth. God had enough of humanity, demons, and angels and yeeted themselves far away. They went on a vacation and had a wonderful time. The stress that came with being the creator of the universe had disappeared.
Then it came back. God had finally came back to find out that the antichrist was born, Armageddon almost happened, and their favorite star-crossed lovers were almost executed. Also, that they're still idiots. God decided against going on vacation ever again.
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Ineffable Husbands Oneshots
FanfictionJust a bunch of oneshots with ineffable husbands and a pinch of ineffable bureaucracy. Contains: Fluff Angst Maybe a smutshot or two Some crack And lots of Ineffable husbands *Updates will be irregular
