[Sting]
As soon as Sting walked into his office, an previously uninstalled (and unknown) alarm system promptly erupted into action. An obnoxious alarm started blaring, A bucket of ice cold water poured onto his head, a jolt of electricity was sent through his body making him groan and practically sizzle, and finally a dagger, deadly aimed, shot right above his head, pinning his jacket to the wall, thrown by than none other than Minerva, the "princess" of Sabertooth.
"Minerva...What the hell was that for?!"
Sting yelped weakly as he collapsed onto the carpet.
Minerva turned around in Sting's rolling chair,
giving him a scarily sweet expression.
"Well, since SOMEONE decided not to clean their workspace or fill out damage paperwork and apology letters about destruction THEY caused, I HAD TO MISS MY WEEKLY FANFICTION UPDATE AND DO IT FOR YOU!AND I CAN'T EVEN GO SHOPPING WITH ROGUE TO MAKE SURE HE ISN'T STUPID AND GETS THE WRONG STUFF TO MAKE COOKIES, AND CALL ME M'LADY, OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!"
Around Minerva, an immense aura of magic power had flared up, giving her a somewhat demonic appearance. Her eyes were absolutely shining with disgust and rage.
"On second thought, sometimes I think you haven't changed at all." Sting muttered through clenched teeth.
"WHAT WAS THAT YOU LAZY IMBECILE? GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND WORK TILL YOU DROP SO I CAN READ MY FRICKING FANFICTION!"
"Okay, Okay, okay, M'Lady, no need to yell, your dagger throwing skills are um.. sharp. Also, here's a gift for you..." Sting basically kneeled in front of her and presented her with the newest book of her favorite romance series.
"Oh my! That is quite generous of you, why didn't you give me that earlier? I had to set up that entire system to wake you up just in case too! And thank you, at my last sleepover with Erza and Kagura, we made a dummy man and practiced our aim on him! It sure was fun destroying his face! Now come on, get to work, chop chop, I need to go read this."
Minerva swept out of the room, and once she was out the door, Sting heard her violently fangirling about her book.
Jesus goddamn Christ she can be so weird sometimes...but at least she cleaned the office up. It was so messy before.
Well, time to get to work, I'll change out of these wet clothes later...
Minerva popped her head in quickly and threw a two foot stack of papers at him. "Sorry, I forgot about these. Bye!"
Nevermind. I hate her. So much.
Sting looked at the first letter.
"The Magic Council hereby reprimands the guild master Sting Eucliffe and the mage Rogue Cheney of Sabertooth, for the destruction of yet another historical location.
The thousand year library was destroyed in a careless brawl in an inappropriate location. A fine of 900,000 Jewels must be paid in full by September 31st, Year X793, along with an earnest apology, repenting and explaining your actions, as well as assistance in the rebuilding of the site. We hope your behavior improves in the future.
Sincerely,
The Magic Council and Wizard Saints Respectively.
When did that happen?! Rogue and I never did that... did we?
Then he remembered, they absolutely did, and it was an argument over who would make a better male model, himself or Rogue.
Well, at least today's only August 6th.
Sting sighed for what seemed like the millionth time today, and began to write the apology letter.
I'm hungry. I don't think the Magic Council would approve chip dust on the letter though. Ugh, I guess once I finish I can eat, so I'd better hurry.
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Lector Ships It! (A Sting x Yukino and Rogue x Minerva Fanfiction)
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Word count: About 28,000 After the War with the Alvarez Empire, all of the guilds in Fiore have started their gradual recovery. Sting has been master of Sabertooth for almost three years and has changed the guild for the better. He has b...
