Lector Ships It! (A Sting x Yukino and Rogue x Minerva Fanfiction)

Chapter XVII: Hangover

[Minerva]

Ughffff....where am I?
Minerva's head was pounding, and a terrible headache pulsed on and off.
Oof, I have an awful hangover...

Beside her, Yukino stirred. They had both somehow ended up tucked in securely into a bed. Everything was meticulously placed and geometrically symmetrical. It was an almost all black room with dark colored furniture, even the alarm clock was stormy gray, showing 12:37. The place just had a shadowy feel to it...

Wait... Crap! is this Sting and Rogue's place?!
Yukino and I have been sleeping in Rogue's room, and It's already noon? And we're in our bras and underwear! Wtf did we do last night?!

She gingerly stepped out of the blankets, and looked into the door of Stings's room. It was empty, but there were two sets of sleeping bags, one messy and unkept, obviously Sting's, and one ordered perfectly, folded with precision, obviously Rogue's.
Minerva unconsciously breathed in the scent of Rogue's cologne on the sheets and blushed.

"Hey you two? How'd you sleep?"
Sting, Rogue and the exceeds entered, Frosch no longer intoxicated and looking perfectly normal. Upon seeing Minerva in the act of deeply sniffing Rogue's blankets, and Yukino drooling, still asleep, Sting said:

"Okay... didn't see anything!"

"Dammit, Knock next time Sting. Don't forget." Rogue sounded impatient.

"Where are we?"
Yukino had woken up, and brought her hands to her mouth when she realized in horror where they were.

"Yeah, you spent the night. You two got really, really drunk and then...well, stuff happened. Let's just leave it at that. Then you two begged us to let you stay... so, you did, in Rogue's room because it's cleaner."

Rogue went and brought them breakfast, which was delicious. He even brought them both hangover cures. Minerva and Yukino thanked them, and ate slowly, asking more about last night. Sting and Rogue told them everything... most everything.

"What?! You DRUGGED us?! That's not cool!"
Minerva was absolutely horrified.

"Minerva and Yuki, you guys were literally threatening our lives! We just wanted to calm you down! Seriously, you guys are mean, mean drunks."

"I see... no 'funny business' went on did it?"
Minerva looked Sting in the eye.

Sting gulped. "No Ma'am!"
They're going to kill us when they find out...

"STING FRICKING EUCLIFFE WTF ARE YOU HIDING?!"

"Um... well you see, when it was late and you were very drunk... you kind of asked the both of us on a double date...we're also already sort of kinda dating...but it'll still be super awkward?"

Minerva choked and started to have a hacking fit of coughs. Yukino just looked blankly at Sting.

"Yes, you two certainly did." Rogue looked embarrassed, disinterested, and honestly pretty cute if Minerva wasn't mad at herself.

"Did Yukino and I both do this?"

"Yes."

"Did we then force you to make a blood pact with us?"

"Yes."

"Did we abuse you?"

"Yep..you guys hurt." Sting winced.

"Sorry guys..." Minerva started as Yukino's eyes widened with guilt and horror as she realized what she did.

"Sting! Sting-sama! I am so sorry!! I'm so sorry! Are you alright?!"

"It's alright Yuki, you were drunk. I knew better than to mess with you. Still hurts and my pride gone, but otherwise I'm good."
Sting forced a pained smile.

"I'm so sorry!" Yukino barreled into Sting and gave him a huge hug.

"It's okay Yuki, it really is. Don't worry about it."

"Frosch doesn't remember anything..." Frosch looked dejected and gave Lector a hug too. Lector hugged her back.

"You were really smart, I'm very proud!" Rogue reassured Frosch in his mom voice.

"Frosch thinks so too!"

"So what about the double date?" Sting pulled out a card with "Blud Pakt: Duble Date" inscribed, and a bloody mess on it.

Minerva growled. It had started to come back to her. Ew...

"Whatever. Let's do it. The double date. We have to keep our promise, after all."

Minerva and Yukino both agreed on that. The dragon slayers nodded too.

Oh god... what did I get myself into...