Fat Animated Women X Male Reader

Blind Date (Fifi la Fume)

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Fifi la Fume x Reader

Art by Tubby Toons

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You sighed discouragingly. Five times in one month, five times! Five times you hooked up and five times you were dumped. As soon as they start to get to know you they dump you. But you are hopeless, as of right now your in a bar waiting for your blind date set up by your friends.

You don't know why you bother to agree with all of this. You know you'll just get rejected like every other time. You guess you really are a loser.

Starting at your drink you took a quick look at the clock to see that she's 15 minutes late. This is a great start as you began to feel like things are going to repeat itself.

"Pardon, are you Y/N?" A woman in a strong french accent spoke from behind me.

With a quick turn of my head I saw the most beautiful furry I have ever seen, and the biggest. The purple skunk was a wall of woman standing almost 6 feet tall and almost just as wide. The first thing you saw was her gigantic white belly that hung near her knees. Looking up her chubby face that was partially obscured by her large breasts that was being squeezed into a green tube top. With a warm smile and fluttering eyes she giggled at your amazement.

"Pardon I am late, had some trouble getting here. Zis is no problem, oui?"

"No p-p-problem." You stuttered.

She giggled again before pulling you into a bear hug. You couldn't breathe as you where barred in between her breasts which nearly engulfed your entire head. It was a whole minute before she let you go as you quickly gulp for air.

"I'm so happy you didn't run off because of moi tardiness. I'm Fifi and you wouldn't believe how many men would use the smallest excuse to walk out on me."

"I'm sorry to hear that. I hadn't had that luck with the ladies myself."

"Oh you poor zing," she said taking a seat next to me as I heard the metal strain under her weight as she put her elbow on the bar table laying her head into her hands, "I hope zis date goes well for us, no?"

"With a beautiful woman like you, I hope so."

She giggled.

"Oh your such a gentleman monsieur. But it wasn't moi beauty that made moi dateless. I had a smell issue zat made all the boys run. Even zough I fixed zat little problem it was already too late as moi reputation was already done. So I decided to move to a new place to make a new beginning for moi."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that. As for me, I guess I'm too much of a book nerd."

"Le gasp, you like books? I love books! Anything with a good love story instantly hooks moi, but nothing like those trashy romance novels, le puw."

I laugh as she pinched her nose in disguise.

"Eee, zis is going magnifique. Your much better than moi last date. He was so boring, he wouldn't laugh at any of moi jokes. And he would drone on about his job at ze post office.

"Me too. My last was a twig of a woman. Would only eat salad all day long."

"So," she said with a twinkle in her eyes, "you like a woman with more meat on zere bones, moi petite le flirteur." Fifi cooed as she put her left arm under her breasts and lifted them up just a little and used her other hand to rub her massive belly.

I gulped nervously as my face redden as she slowly learned in closer to my face.

"I...um..." Was all I could stutter.

"Oh la la, I do love a shy man." Fifi batted her eyelashes as she long purple tale began to rap around me pulling me closer to her face.

That's when we heard a growl coming from Fifi's stomach.

"Oh pardon moi, I didn't eat anything tonight. How about we treat ourselves to something nice Y/N." She said batting her eyes at me again.

Your face turned red as she giggled at my embarrassment.

"Well, we better start ordering, I wouldn't want a beautiful woman to starve would I."

"Oh la la, you know how to please a woman do you. I zink is a start of a beautiful relationship, no?"