"i really wanna wanna wanna " hoseok sang.
" jayyHHOOOOOPPPPPEEEE" yoongle yelled
"GO BESTFRIEND THAT'S MY BESTFRIEND THAS MY MAIN BITCH-" jimin cheered
"VOCAL LEGEND JUNG HOSEOK FUCKING GO OFF SIS!" taehyung shouted
"WITH THAT FINE MEDIUM-RARE JUICY LOOKIN ASS AND THAT FOOT-LONG DICK,, HE GOT THEM VOCALS TOO Y'ALL I WILL NEVER STOP TALKING ABT THIS" junglebook yelled from the bathroom, as he was taking a shit.
"gOD REALLY MADE HIM PERFECT DIDNT HE ! JUNG HOSEOK IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS BUT WITHOUT THE B!!" namjoon yelled.
"heY" yoongi pointed at him, "think before u speak u mf, u gone end up with a flat face jus like that invisible ass of urs"
joon sulked.
"wHAT THE FUCK DO Y'ALL THINK UR DOING HERE, TAKE UR FLAT MF ASSES BACK TO WORK!!" seokjin the party pooper said as he made a dramatic entrance, "oh and yoongi?" he said turning to sugar
"what?"
"u can't see his ass cos i ate it," seokjin proudly remarked
"wtf babe, u can't just say that in public like t-that," joon stuttered, blushing
jin flew him a kiss and winked
"what the fuck hyung no one here fucking asked about your fucking ass intake, i am disgusted " jimin cringed
"shut ur ungrateful walmart barbie doll lookin ass the fuck up," jin responded
"watch urself hyung," taehyung warned jin, stepping in front of jimin
"already do that every second of the goddamday," seokjin sassed as he flipped his hair.
he then took out a pocket mirror to see how fabulous he was looking but his eyes went wide when he noticed there was a moustache drawn on the mirror.
"hyung u look like mario kart," jungkook snickered. he dramatically gasped, pointing at seokjin accusingly, "jin hyung is mario kart. conspiracy theory solved."
seokjin was furious with the coconut headass but his priority was to find out who did this, he was going to do everything it took to find the culprit. he knew it would it would cost him sleepless nights, maybe even missing dinner some-
"uhm hyung??" jimin waved his hand in front of a deep-in-thot seokjin, "you do know jungkook did it, right? he's literally holding a permenant marker and there's marker stains on his hands", jimin pointed out.
"w-whoa jimin hyung," juancock nervously laughed, "ur reaching pretty high there for someone with a short height"
"shut the fuck up, susan", yoongi snickered, he couldn't wait to see junglebook dead, "seokjin hyung looks like he deadass bout to rip ur coconut head from ur body LMAOOO"
juancock looked over to jin, who was infuriated, "YOU FINNA CATCH THESE GORGEOUS MF HANDS,COME HERE JUNGLEBITCH!!" seokjin yelled
"wELP, FELLAS," juancock looked at his non-existent watch on his wrist, "LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME TO YEET" and with that he naruto-ran into the sunset.
seokjin got on his pink hello-kitty motorbike and said, "FELLOW JUNGLEBOOK-ANTIS, WE RIDE AT DAWN!!"
everyone cheered as seokjin rode after a running kook in the distance.
[this is a filler chapter so sit ur ass tf down]
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