CHANGING MATT

Off The Hook

"What the fuck Josh!!" I yell, recalling the heart attack he'd nearly given me.
"Oh yeah. Oh. My. God. Matt!!! You don't fucking know Jennifer Miller?"
"Nope. Never heard of her"
"Jenna, the science wizard?"
"That's just a boring thing to say, Josh. Little wonder why I don't fucking know her"
"Jenna, president of math club." He says flatly
"Nope"
"Jenna, class president?"
"Nope"
"The one with the massive boobs?" My ears twitch at Josh's description of her and I remember the nerd with enormous boobs
"Oh, that Jenna Moore"
"There's only one of her at our school"
"Are you sure, Josh?" I ask, taking a swerve and halting my van right in front of my best friend Mark's house " Are you really sure?"
"Your right on time, buddy" Mark says,jumping right through the window of my van.
"More drama at your home?"
"It's not drama bro. It's fucking reality. Chloe missed her period, sure you didn't fuck her?" He asks, laughing lightly. I try to remember
"Was she at Dave's party?"
"Nope"
"Then I'm off the hook bro"
"She could do a DNA test when she's delivered of the baby" Josh suggests, chewing absently on his finger nails.
"Abortions aren't extinct, Josh" I chim in, taking the last left turn to W.C.U.
"speaking of sex..."
"No one spoke of sex, Mark"
"Well, I'm speaking of it now, Josh" I start the radio of my van, totally zoning out Josh and Mark's conservation, as I take the last right turn to WCU.