The Car kingdom

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"Hey man, worked your ass up all night?" Josh asked, giving my shoulder a nudge. (My well built shoulder, I must add). I'd had an all night "activity" with one of dad's female 'employees', and now my eyes were threatening to jam shut. Not that I was complaining anyway. I pulled on my leather jacket, the one that gave me the "I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck. About. Anything. But. I'm. Definitely. Willing. To. Fuck" look. At home, I was that little wimp that was scared shit of his dad, but outside that prison, I was a freaking badass. "Yeah, I was up all night, Josh. Doing the things I do best" . I said with a wink, pinching my thumb and index finger together and poking my other index finger through the tiny spacing I'd created, for more emphasis. "What does that even mean?" He asked, getting into the back of my van. See, that's why I had Josh as my wingman. He stood to a towering height of almost 7ft, which definitely made my 6ft length look like a joke, and then came his massive structure, which made my lean figure look like a laughing stock, but then came his toddler brain. You definitely can't have everything. "Anyway, are you going to sit beside Jenna today?"
"Whose Jenna?" I ask, absently setting my van into motion.
"Josh, I'm heading to Mark's house, he's gonna...."
"Oh. My. God!!" Josh screams, cutting me off right in the middle of my sentence. I turn towards him, noticing how pale white he is.
"Watch where you are going, bastard!!! Retarded fool!!! You're a fucking disgrace to humanity" A middle aged man screams, as I almost run into his parked vehicle. I zoom off, not willing to hear the rest of his curses on my already miserable life. "Your car's a fucking disgrace to the car kingdom" Josh screams out, poking his head out the passenger window. That was a good one.

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